Sayez, the Cookie

This evening’s fortune: "You have an unusually magnetic personality."

Who, me? Is that "unusually magnetic" as in "tends to attract
non-metallic things" such as inconveniences, headaches, problems, and nuisances
of various sorts (e.g., droves of
large black ants
infesting our soon-to-be-former home)? Or is it "unusually magnetic" as in
"tending to attract non-magnetic metals" like the
aluminum carving
blade/screen door
I reported on last weekend? Or…. Or is it a typo, meant
instead to be "magentic personality," as in the deep purply-red hue to might
find upon biting into a plum?

I’m settling on number three, content that A.) I have some traces of personality left
following B.) the fuchsin events of the day I’ve

Oh, fine, so I hyperbolize, but not by much. Could be the monosodium
glutamates carrying over from a pile of savory General Tso tofu.