Bieber Marley Alvin

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As the final web-based event of the old year, I just downloaded Bieber’s “Baby” onto Is.’s ipod (at her unceasing request). Yes, please feel free to hear it for yourself. She tells us that everyone in her class sings the chorus often and ably during clean-up time: baby, baby no, the chorus during chores.

This means I will continue my 2010 anthem as my 2011 anthem, which will make this the first repeat anthem of my life (since I began thinking of years as warranting dedicated personal anthems three years ago, in 2009). Last year’s anthem and next year’s anthem shall be

With a little bit of good luck, this will be the earworm to sound my path next year. The melody to heat these earbuds! Although, since rhythms are difficult to keep steady in an age of unpredictably mutated dromos (i.e., timetracks), no doubt some days it will end up sounding like this.

May those days in the year ahead be few. And phew.

Infantile Metrics

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Is. had her six month check-up on Friday morning, which meant we learned the
new set of measurements. This percentile, that percentile. Head
circumference: 35th. Weight: 28th. Length: 49th. Percentiles are a
relatively uncomplicated normative system for babies: their first (or second, after APGAR) grades.
A kind of IRE (Infant Record Exam).

Fortunately, as of Friday, Is. will now have one set of scores.
Throughout the first six months, she had two sets, each corresponding to a
different age: one actual, one gestational. Against her actual peers:
15th. Against her gestational peers: 53rd. At six months, we’re told, her
earliness starts to matter much less, and her development is now calibrated
against others born in early August. This means she’s being scored against
full-term babies. Unfair, of course.

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