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\u23f3 Approximate reading time: <\/span> < 1<\/span> min<\/span><\/span>Turned in grades for ENGL6364 a day early, freeing up Friday the 13th for gauging under drizzlesky what tempestuous awaits in the second half of May\u2013some administrative suspense!\u2013as if months had halves, as if the just-in-time hiring practices over at the VPI&SU could be anything other than serial end of year nail-biter. 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