{"id":7921,"date":"2020-04-26T15:25:09","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T19:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/?p=7921"},"modified":"2020-04-26T17:46:56","modified_gmt":"2020-04-26T21:46:56","slug":"episodes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/26\/episodes\/","title":{"rendered":"Episodes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-style-default is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>&#8220;The depth and complexity of human memory is staggeringly rich.&#8221;<\/p><cite>Douglas Hofstadter, <em>I Am A Strange Loop<\/em> (2007), &#8220;Of Selves and Symbols,&#8221; p. 86<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" data-attachment-id=\"7922\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/26\/episodes\/img_3940\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?fit=1920%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 8&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1587915590&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;40&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_3940\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?fit=644%2C859&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?fit=644%2C859\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?resize=644%2C859&amp;ssl=1 644w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3940-scaled.jpg?w=1288&amp;ssl=1 1288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><figcaption>Photo: The time when two experimental cracker doughs were spread on silicone sheets laid atop wire racks for sliding into a dehydrator. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">The time when I woke up tired on the last April Sunday morning during Year One of pandemic. The time I yawned over coffee and oatmeal ritual and plucked yesterday&#8217;s dried honeydew, apple spirals, and bananas soaked in lemon juice from silicone sheets to make room for something else. The time when I attempted two cracker doughs, one based on lentil sprouts and the other based on mung bean sprouts. The time when the waft of cracker doughs constituted with sprouts more than with any other ingredients and the smell&#8217;s description, what word could it be but &#8220;disappointment.&#8221; The time when there were other ingredients mixed in like oatmeal, onion powder, dill, salt, shredded coconut (lentil batch) and like white pepper, black pepper, salt, lemon juice, popcorn, and mustard (mung batch). The time when flax and chia were in both experimental doughs but those ingredients were mostly for nutrients and texture, bonding and composition and flavor, not scent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">The time when the other three trays rounding out the dehydrator&#8211;as the crackers baked (call it &#8220;dried&#8221;)&#8211;where cantaloupe and I wondered if the cantaloupe, cheap as it was for being $1.88 per unit at Kroger last Monday, was any good. The time when the cantaloupe&#8217;s hydration&#8211;its juiciness&#8211;was all wrong when cut open but then I sliced it into narrow strips and loaded it onto trays anyway. The time when the compromise on cantaloupe quality pertained only to one of the discounted cantaloupes but to the other one, actions being louder than words, you said, you&#8217;re garbage. The time when I tossed the second cantaloupe. The time when the experimental cracker doughs and cantaloupe slices dried (call it &#8220;baked&#8221;) into the afternoon. The time when I set a timer for one hour and just before the hour was up I used the pizza wheel to score the approximately square shapes of eventually crackers knowing too I could have used a butter knife. The time when as I rolled the pizza cutting tool, not having had lunch yet, what would I have?, thoughts drifted to the oddness of a world blue, more than 50,000 people dead of Coronavirus in the U.S. this month and the president&#8217;s expressions of sorrow, pain, remorse, heartache were imperceptible, or, if we&#8217;re going to be charitable, they read to me as insincere, performed, dutifully noted. The time when thousands of people died in a month and the flags stood at full mast. 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