{"id":7462,"date":"2015-08-22T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-22T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/"},"modified":"2015-08-22T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T19:00:00","slug":"givers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/","title":{"rendered":"52<\/sup> Givers"},"content":{"rendered":"

For Rhetsy, a five2<\/sup> list of givers whose giving has thinned.<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Zenmaster is all out of meditations to give.<\/li>\n
  2. Anesthesiologist is all out of sedatives to give.<\/li>\n
  3. Basketball referee is all out of whistle blows to give.<\/li>\n
  4. Late-season bee is all out of pollinations to give.<\/li>\n
  5. Higher ed administrator is all out of tuition hikes to give.<\/li>\n
  6. Maple tree is all out of helicopter seeds to give.<\/li>\n
  7. Flock of geese on campus sidewalk is all out of bird shits to give.<\/li>\n
  8. Pancake maker is all out of spatula turns to give. <\/li>\n
  9. Tar pit mastodon is all out of valiant but fruitless struggles to give.<\/li>\n
  10. Restauranteur is all out of pickle chips from a big can to give.<\/li>\n
  11. Airline pilot is all out of seatbelt sign illuminations to give.<\/li>\n
  12. Owner of infant pet monkey is all out of diaper changes to give.<\/li>\n
  13. Dry cleaner is all out of wrinkle steamings to give.<\/li>\n
  14. Dental hygienist is all out of overzealous flossings to give.<\/li>\n
  15. Honorary first-pitch thrower is all out of effortful tosses to give.<\/li>\n
  16. Mixologist is all out of Maraschino cherry juice to give.<\/li>\n
  17. Once-angry bus driver is all out of resting stern-face horn honks to give.<\/li>\n
  18. Dishwasher is all out of soap suds to give.<\/li>\n
  19. Local gardener is all out of weed pulls to give.<\/li>\n
  20. Hernia repair surgeon is all out of hernia repairs to give.<\/li>\n
  21. Bored, lazy rhetor is all out of bawdy tropes to give.<\/li>\n
  22. Medical marijuana dispensary desk clerk is all out of open-late snack shop directions to give.<\/li>\n
  23. Freshly poured cement vandal is all out of anonymous handprints to give.<\/li>\n
  24. Donut chef is all out of old-fashioned glazes to give.<\/li>\n
  25. Listmaker is all out of ordered list items to give.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I realize the call invited lists of five; this one, rules tweaked, turned out five-squarish because there are just too many givers giving in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    For Rhetsy, a five2 list of givers whose giving has thinned. Zenmaster is all out of meditations to give. Anesthesiologist is all out of sedatives to give. Basketball referee is all out of whistle blows to give. Late-season bee is all out of pollinations to give. Higher ed administrator is all out of tuition hikes…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[537,2965,1502,2966,2082,2967],"class_list":["post-7462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unspecified","tag-endism","tag-fives","tag-generosity","tag-givers","tag-list","tag-rhetsy"],"yoast_head":"\n52 Givers - Earth Wide Moth<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"52 Givers - Earth Wide Moth\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"For Rhetsy, a five2 list of givers whose giving has thinned. Zenmaster is all out of meditations to give. Anesthesiologist is all out of sedatives to give. Basketball referee is all out of whistle blows to give. Late-season bee is all out of pollinations to give. Higher ed administrator is all out of tuition hikes...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Earth Wide Moth\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/derek.mueller\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/derek.mueller\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2015-08-22T19:00:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Derek Mueller\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Derek Mueller\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Derek Mueller\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b\"},\"headline\":\"52 Givers\",\"datePublished\":\"2015-08-22T19:00:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":310,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b\"},\"keywords\":[\"endism\",\"fives\",\"generosity\",\"givers\",\"list\",\"rhetsy\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Unspecified\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/\",\"name\":\"52 Givers - Earth Wide Moth\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2015-08-22T19:00:00+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/2015\\\/08\\\/22\\\/givers\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"52 Givers\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"Earth Wide Moth\",\"description\":\"\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b\",\"name\":\"Derek Mueller\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/04\\\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/04\\\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/04\\\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480\",\"width\":1220,\"height\":480,\"caption\":\"Derek Mueller\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/04\\\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/www.derekmueller.net\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/derek.mueller\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.instagram.com\\\/dereknmueller\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/user\\\/dnmueller\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.earthwidemoth.com\\\/blog\\\/author\\\/dmueller\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"52 Givers - Earth Wide Moth","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"52 Givers - Earth Wide Moth","og_description":"For Rhetsy, a five2 list of givers whose giving has thinned. Zenmaster is all out of meditations to give. Anesthesiologist is all out of sedatives to give. Basketball referee is all out of whistle blows to give. Late-season bee is all out of pollinations to give. Higher ed administrator is all out of tuition hikes...","og_url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/","og_site_name":"Earth Wide Moth","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/derek.mueller","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/derek.mueller","article_published_time":"2015-08-22T19:00:00+00:00","author":"Derek Mueller","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Derek Mueller","Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/"},"author":{"name":"Derek Mueller","@id":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b"},"headline":"52 Givers","datePublished":"2015-08-22T19:00:00+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/"},"wordCount":310,"publisher":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b"},"keywords":["endism","fives","generosity","givers","list","rhetsy"],"articleSection":["Unspecified"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/","url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/","name":"52 Givers - Earth Wide Moth","isPartOf":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/#website"},"datePublished":"2015-08-22T19:00:00+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/22\/givers\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"52 Givers"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/#website","url":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/","name":"Earth Wide Moth","description":"","publisher":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/66fc5e80a62f53057760790b1cfeb24b","name":"Derek Mueller","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480","width":1220,"height":480,"caption":"Derek Mueller"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/cropped-bmartwork.png?fit=1220%2C480"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/www.derekmueller.net\/","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/derek.mueller","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/dereknmueller\/","https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/dnmueller"],"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/author\/dmueller\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7tdGk-givers","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6803,"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/05\/bottom-five\/","url_meta":{"origin":7462,"position":0},"title":"Bottom Five","author":"Derek Mueller","date":"August 5, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"In the spirit of the IMDB Bottom 100, here is the IMDM Bottom 5--the worst movies I've ever watched, beginning to end.\u00a0 One challenge in generating such a list is that the bottom dwellers are absolutely forgettable (and I'm not especially snappy with movie recall when it comes to titles,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Media"","block_context":{"text":"Media","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/category\/media_massage\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7306,"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/29\/another-list\/","url_meta":{"origin":7462,"position":1},"title":"Another List","author":"Derek Mueller","date":"December 29, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Last time I ended by asking about Elbow's believing\/doubting-game, \"Do absurdity and hyperbole gain traction in the predominance of a doubting manner?\" I think what I meant was, Do absurdity and hyperbole function most powerfully when we hold a doubting mindset? If believing goes along with things, grants ideas a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Reading Notes"","block_context":{"text":"Reading Notes","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/category\/reading_notes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7156,"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/26\/leafy\/","url_meta":{"origin":7462,"position":2},"title":"Leafy","author":"Derek Mueller","date":"October 26, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Weekend To-do-done List: Raked leaves (more like watched as D. and Ph. raked leaves) Cleaned garage until it was a car-parkable space again Repaired vacuum cleaner (belt replacement) Played two hours of YMCA basketball Sent off the last batch of preliminary job-app materials Revised on Chapter Four (one-third of the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Under a Bushel"","block_context":{"text":"Under a Bushel","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/category\/under_a_bushel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Leaf Pile","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3248\/2975390387_813f0b0969.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6973,"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/16\/float-on\/","url_meta":{"origin":7462,"position":3},"title":"Float On","author":"Derek Mueller","date":"July 16, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Before our trip to Pa. early in July, \"paint\" was the only \"daren't mention\" in the house. Since then, we've added \"swim\" to the growing list.\u00a0 From morning (not before dawn if we are lucky; then again, any topic of conversation is possible in the pre-dawn light during those super\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Under a Bushel"","block_context":{"text":"Under a Bushel","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/category\/under_a_bushel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Float","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3224\/2672026163_c4166c8fb8_m.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6884,"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/17\/et-alia\/","url_meta":{"origin":7462,"position":4},"title":"Et Alia","author":"Derek Mueller","date":"January 17, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Several days immersed in lines upon lines of works cited entries may cause you to wonder at some of the lesser noticed codes that rustle around at the ends of scholarly articles. A paradox of citation is that the works cited--a roster of references--flattens out the dimension of each reference\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Methods"","block_context":{"text":"Methods","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/category\/method\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6651,"url":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/12\/the-weekend-of\/","url_meta":{"origin":7462,"position":5},"title":"The Weekend of Kittler","author":"Derek Mueller","date":"November 12, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Hour by hour, the past 48 as a list: Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, PS2, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler, Kittler,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Media"","block_context":{"text":"Media","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/category\/media_massage\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}