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One second I was on my bike. The next second I was off my bike. <\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n

I had no choice but to ditch it. Only, upon ditching it, I also turned
\nmy ankle.<\/p>\n

It went like this: Riding along on the grass as we exited the Barry Park playground
\nlast evening, D. and Is. (in the tot-seat) ahead of me, I came upon a dip–a
\nthree-foot rise from the park lawn to the road. Crept slowly, approaching
\nthe dip. Rode up the dip. I had the strange feeling that the front tire
\nwas lifting too much, like I was pulling a wheelie. But it touched down
\nagain, and when it did, the front wheel lurched just enough to create a
\nmomentary loss of balance. I was moving too slowly! So I tried
\nunsuccessfully to eject: I put down
\nmy right foot, rolled my ankle, and belly flopped onto the bicycle and then onto
\nthe ground where I came to rest part on the pavement and part on the gravel. A
\nbona fide<\/i>, aww inspiring wipeout.<\/p>\n

When the dust settled, Is. was explaining to D. that I just tipped right over.
\nWhen I could breathe again,
\nI got back on and finished the ride. The damages weren’t all that bad. Wind knocked out of me (and
\ntoday very sore ribs) from where the bike seat broke phase
\none of The Fall, a badly bruised left palm, a scrape on my right forearm, and
\nmildly skinned knees. I’d say there were about the same number of witnesses as
\nwhen I took a spill on the
\ntreadmill<\/a> at the YMCA back in March. No other
\nfalls to speak of in 2009, but there was a close call on a campus visit. By
\n"close," I mean that with coffee in one hand and a loaded computer bag
\nover the other shoulder I did a hard Charleston-style step on the ice (similar to what you’ll see when the playhead is at 0:29)<\/p>\n

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spilled coffee into the air, and then caught the coffee back in the cup
\nwithout any loss, regained my balance, and carried on with the short walk. It
\nwasn’t a fall, but it did have all of the excitement of a fall, none of the
\npain or humiliation.<\/p>\n

I’ve written about
\nbike<\/a>
\ncrashes<\/a> here
\nbefore, but I intend to make this the last entry on the subject.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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