{"id":6941,"date":"2008-05-03T20:45:26","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T20:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/03\/contains-less-t\/"},"modified":"2008-05-03T20:45:26","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T20:45:26","slug":"contains-less-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/03\/contains-less-t\/","title":{"rendered":"Contains Less Than 1% Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">\u23f3 Approximate reading time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 2<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">mins<\/span><\/span><p>Maybe I can hoist up an entry in the few minutes I have between halves of the<br \/>\nPistons-Magic series opener. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got one more day&#8217;s worth of antibiotic to take tomorrow, but I can tell<br \/>\nI&#8217;m leaving Chest Crud in the dust now that I&#8217;m getting my usual energy back<br \/>\n(not that my usual energy is like jet fuel, but anything beats on-your-back<br \/>\nfull-body lethargy). I have an absolutely sluggish week to show for it,<br \/>\nbut I knew that would be the case after all of the driving the week before.<br \/>\nI managed to bike to campus and back on Friday for the semester&#8217;s final 2.5<br \/>\nhours in the Writing Center: three appointments with students I&#8217;ve come to know<br \/>\nfairly well this semester. I was winded on the ride home after consulting;<br \/>\ncould tell I&#8217;d been sitting around for a week, especially after I held on<br \/>\nthrough the one <i>bona fide<\/i> hill on the route. Probably would&#8217;ve been<br \/>\nsmarter to hop off and walk my rickety wheels to the top. Today I went out<br \/>\ntwice with Is. in the bike seat for short spins around the neighborhood.<br \/>\nNothing too rigorous, but Is. has become quite the personal trainer with her<br \/>\nmotivational &quot;That way!&quot; and &quot;I want more!&quot; every time we coast back into the<br \/>\ndriveway, no matter how long we&#8217;ve been riding. Her tirelessness helps me forget<br \/>\nmy own tiredness.<\/p>\n<p>Looks like I will be returning to the Writing Center for SU&#8217;s Summer 2<br \/>\nsession: six weeks of 15 hours per week beginning in late June.<\/p>\n<p>The title above refers to how I have begun to feel about May conferences.<br \/>\nRSA is up in three weeks, and it involves cross-country travel. I still<br \/>\nhave a bit of work to do on the one presentation. That one still suffers<br \/>\nfrom too broad of a scope for the eighteen minutes I&#8217;m aiming for. And the<br \/>\nother piece&#8211;an installation of sorts&#8211;is close, close enough that I need only<br \/>\nto resolve myself to the premise of amateurism grounding the gathering and not<br \/>\nfret about perfecting it over the next three weeks. I&#8217;m looking forward to RSA,<br \/>\nbut the last two years have given me reason to re-think May conferences. 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