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He&#8217;d had opportunity to grab one of the remaining<br \/>\nNylabones from the Value Pack&#8211;3 Chew Bones (<i>Offre Exceptionnelle<\/i>, says<br \/>\nthe package) and give it to Y. the night before. I was sure it was Ph.<br \/>\nSo sure, in fact, that I asked him about it when he arrived home from school,<br \/>\nprepared for the more or less regular standoff and inevitable grounding.<br \/>\n&quot;I know <i>you<\/i> did it, because <i>I<\/i> did not.&quot; But Ph. stood firm,<br \/>\narguing with impressive poise that he had nothing to do with the unusual by-products<br \/>\nthrown up by Y. He was so resolved about his innocence, in fact, that he baited<br \/>\nme with the possible punishments, as in <i>go ahead, ground me, I <\/i>didn&#8217;t<i><br \/>\ndo it<\/i>. But we have proof! What about the proof?! Y., who remains crated for<br \/>\nthe most part, couldn&#8217;t have gotten his paws on a bone by himself. 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This chew is not<br \/>\n\tconsumable, but small shavings (no larger than a grain of rice) should pass<br \/>\n\tthrough. Replace when knuckles are worn down. If dissatisfied, return<br \/>\n\tproduct with receipt to Nylabone for refund or replacement. Please read<br \/>\n\tenclosed Guidelines for Use before using. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I went back to the scene and the evidence, double-bagged in ziplocs in case a<br \/>\nvet appointment was necessary. I begrudgingly re-examined the bits and<br \/>\nfound that all three were knuckles. Nylabone knuckles. Remnants of more than <i><br \/>\none<\/i> bone. The vet must&#8217;ve<br \/>\nbeen wrong (perhaps because s.he didn&#8217;t know what sort of bone I was referring<br \/>\nto). Ph. was cleared of all allegations. 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