A mechanical disturbance in the aircraft scheduled to handle my connecting
\nflight Saturday night derailed my one-hop progress from San Francisco to
\nSyracuse and instead left me sitting in Chicago’s O’Hare for the better part of
\nthe past twenty-four hours. Initially, United Airlines delayed my
\nconnection to Syracuse from 8:55 p.m. CST to 9:30 p.m. CST, then re-delayed
\nuntil 11:00 p.m., then cancelled altogether. Impatiently and inexpertly,
\nthe cranky customer service staff strained against their own wishes to cut out
\nfor Saturday night plans (expressed again and again via cell phone calls while
\nservicing the long line at snail’s pace) to accommodate us one by one with obligatory apologies, $14 worth of food vouchers (not to be used on alcohol, but what difference would it make?) and shuttles to area hotels where folks would lodge for the night.
\nI was awarded a pass-card to the Doubletree in nearby Des Plaines, Ill.
\nAfter riding the shuttle from O’Hare to the hotel, freezing the whole way
\nbecause it was 35 F and my jacket was stowed away in my luggage (which they said
\nthey had to keep at the airport), the Doubletree checked in another long line of
\nstranded travelers, heartening everyone, albeit unsuccessfully in my case, with warm chocolate chip cookies. It was 11:30 p.m.
\non a Saturday night. I skipped the cookie and the line; gulped a quick MGD in
\nthe empty hotel bar instead, wishing silently it would induce restfulness. <\/p>\n
The best United Airlines could do last night was to switch me to stand-by
\nstatus for the six flights from Chicago to Syracuse today. I took a 5:00
\na.m. wake-up call, hopped back on the shuttle (sans change of clothes,
\ntoothbrush, etc.), and returned to the airport in time to miss the cut on the
\n6:40 a.m. and 9:30 a.m. flights home. No seats were available for me; I
\nwas 14th on the waiting list for already-full flights. So I went to the customer
\nservice line, considering whether to invoke a sugar rhetoric or a vitriolic
\nrhetoric, then waited for a half hour behind an Oswego State student who sobbed
\nas she pleaded with the agent for some kind of solution to her bind–a bind much
\nlike my own. All six flights to Syracuse today were oversold; for a
\nguaranteed seat, the soonest flight would be Monday at 1:25 p.m. The agent
\nsuggested flying into a nearby airport; the same option last night, however, was
\nqualified with the condition of paying–ourselves–for a rental car to complete
\nthe final leg of the trip. But today, probably because of a greater force
\nof frustration exerted by smelly, tired, irritated customers on the airline
\nstaff, the zone manager offered me a 5:55 p.m. flight into Rochester along with
\na voucher for a taxi to run me the 79 miles from there to Syracuse’s Hancock
\nInternational where I could pick up my bag and complete the trip by calling D.
\nfor a drive home from the airport. The best of bad options, so I took it.
\nAnd although I’m missing a cake and ice cream social for Ph.’s 14th birthday
\n(actual b’day is tomorrow), and missing his Sunday afternoon soccer match,
\nand spending yet another day away on this exhaustion-making trip (due to a mix
\nof lag and overstimulation, not more than five hours of sleep any night in the
\nlast three tries), a call to my older brother J.–who travels all the
\ntime–reminded me that 24 hours in O’Hare beats the hell out of plummeting
\nheadlong into Lake Michigan in some clunky jet-plane. And the $14 of food
\nvouchers–11-plus of which were swiftly spent up on an airport breakfast–is
\nsomething. And more than enough time for reading Vygotsky so I can lead a class discussion in
\nseminar Tuesday morning. Bright spots? Not so many.<\/p>\n
I liked to think I could fill the day by watching a few basketball games in
\none of the airport bars or that I could drop $10 on a day-long wifi session.
\nTen hours with basketball and blogging would have made O’Hare almost tolerable.
\nBut have you been in O’Hare on a Sunday in mid-March? Stupid crowded.
\nAnd I’ve asked four different agents about wifi and they’ve pointed me to Laptop
\nLane in another concourse–a place I checked out only to find the Lane wants
\n$.65 per minute for sitting in an Ethernet-connected office-closet. Wifi?
\nNo luck. I might’ve walked three or four miles around O’Hare, tried five
\nor six different not-so-hot spots, pried the agents for expertise, prayed to the
\nairline gods whose Wrath of O’Hare I’m enduring, and finally quit. No
\nbasketball, except a few walk-by glimpses, and no wifi. Just tired-reading
\nVygotsky and wishing for a nap (why can’t I sleep with this un-padded armrest
\njamming my ribs?) and listening over and over and over again to CNN Headline
\nNews piping into my site between the "last call for Moline" and "final boarding
\ncall for Philadelphia" who can tell which is interrupting which? <\/p>\n
So I have a thick stack of folded sheets with miscellaneous CCCC notes I
\nthought I’d have the time and concentration to give to coherence today, and I’m
\noverdue now to respond to emails and reground myself for the return from spring
\nbreak. This is my excuse and my decompression. It’s the best I could
\ndo under the duress of a few unfortunate conditions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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