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Yoga poses: fish I, dog, rolled leaf, cowface posture, bear.  None of it
\nhelped.  I started my day with some of this serenity stuff and I’ve been
\ndoubly-stressed all damn day long.  Why?  Oh heck, maybe it started
\nwith the meeting last night at Ph.’s high school to be.  He’s going into
\nninth grade in the fall, so they invited the parents of all incoming freshmen to
\nan orientation session.  Ninety minutes in, we were still<\/i> watching
\nthe same powerpoint slide show which, click by agonizing click, listed every
\nsingle bloody course the high school offers.  Math I.  Math IA. 
\nMath II.  Math IIA.  Regents Math Facts.  Like all gripping
\npowerpoint shows should be, this segment was narrated by a math
\nteacher–"We offer Math I.  Math IA.  Math II.  Math IIA." 
\nAnd in explanatory moments, we’d hear, "If your child is deficient math, those
\nstudents take Math IB…."  Of course, I was mostly off in another world by
\nthis point, watching the six-year-old at the next table make faces and fly his
\nhands around like jet planes, marveling at the absurdity.  I should have
\nknown it was going to keep us on the edges of our seats when the moderator of
\nthe whole meeting (the guy clicking the mouse to list each of the hundred
\ncourses) started with, "We’re on a four day schedule.  We have day one. 
\nDay two.  Day three.  And day four.  Most classes are offered on
\ndays one and three or days two and four."  Was straight to this meeting
\nafter ten hours on campus.  We almost skipped, but after sitting in the
\nnear-vacant parking lot for ten minutes, enduring a prolonged three-way dunno-about-this,
\nI said, "Let’s go."  And of course we picked a table in the middle,
\nmore than five paces
\naway from all the exits. <\/p>\n

By the time those in charge got around to scanning the room to decide whether
\nthey should explain the ELL (formerly ESL) courses, which they described in the
\nmost obtuse terms imaginable, and by the time they announced that the Child
\nDevelopment course was for "young girls who are pregnant or who might not be
\npregnant but who will have children one day," and by the time they told us that
\nHealth I "covers everything about healthy lifestyles except for sex and drugs,"
\nI was long past burned up.  I think some of that carried over to today. 
\nMust’ve.<\/p>\n

But there’s also been a heaping load of work stacking up.  Five. 
\nFive! letters of recommendation for freshmen I had in class last semester–three
\nfor scholarships and two for transfer applications.  I really don’t mind
\ndoing the letters, but five at once felt like quite an addition, and I wanted to
\ncustomize them sufficiently that each one actually characterized the student. 
\nAnd extra care with proofreading.  Probably shouldn’t have signed them "transferably
\nyours," eh?<\/p>\n

Nothing more than that.  Posted
\nsomething<\/a> over at the 711 blog, and I’ve
\nstill got more reading to do before tomorrow, so I’m going flip through some of
\nthat, see what I find, ruminate over what I meant to put together here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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