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With seven out of 202 search queries invoking EWM this week, I’m avoiding project polishing in favor of fun with server log
\nredirections–I’m calling them s.lo\/glibs (but I’ll revise for a better-suited
\nneologism if you’ve got one):
\n1. grandpa cheese barn<\/a><\/i>
\n[Passed it by, but I remember the billboard sign urging me to exit near
\nCleveland last summer.]
\n2. what is the meaning of authoritarian teacher?<\/i> [Who’re you calling
\nauthoritarian?]
\n3. grading blogs<\/i> [I’m advocating pass-pass alternative
\nassessment–VG=very good, SWA=slight work ahead]
\n4. dreams that you forgot to feed pets<\/i> [Reminds me of the
\nsomething-something-crunchy-tootsie-roll-munching-on-a-beach dream\/
\nawoke-to-a-cat-litter-box joke.]
\n5. do businesses disclose enought information in their annual reports<\/i>
\n[Nah.  Pure nod-makers.]
\n6. free exemplification essay over driving
\ndistractions<\/a><\/i> [Keep your eyes on the road.]
\n7. does anyone know where the love of god goes<\/i> [Well, there’s this tune<\/a>
\nwhile you contemplate it.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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