{"id":6133,"date":"2004-07-21T18:58:50","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T18:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/learning-to-sit\/"},"modified":"2004-07-21T18:58:50","modified_gmt":"2004-07-21T18:58:50","slug":"learning-to-sit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/learning-to-sit\/","title":{"rendered":"Learning to Sit"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">\u23f3 Approximate reading time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 5<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">mins<\/span><\/span><p>At Fashion Square Mall, Saginaw, Mich., my mother bought an overpriced little<br \/>\n  Yorkshire Terrier in 1990; &quot;little&quot; means he was smaller than the<br \/>\n  large outdoor dogs we kept in a pen on the edge of the yard. &quot;Little&quot;<br \/>\n  means he was vulnerable. He would be staying in the house.<\/p>\n<p>Max grew to be large for a Yorky. At eighteen pounds, he muscled over other<br \/>\n  toy pets. To the veterinarians with wide eyes and park walkers who would stare,<br \/>\n  whisper, finally ask, we explained he was just a bit over-sized, big boned. Always<br \/>\n  tall, Max, and wide.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/img\/max.gif?resize=108%2C116&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"108\" height=\"116\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>After weeks and weeks of combing through options, we got a call two days ago<br \/>\n  that a pet rescue was available. &quot;Get in the car, folks. We&#8217;re saying farewell<br \/>\n  to Max, today.&quot; And we drove to Shawnee Mission, Kan., to Animal Haven:<br \/>\n  a dog playground abundant with frolicking and free play, shade, half-filled<br \/>\n  plastic swimming pools. A black lab stood in one of the pools, stooped like<br \/>\n  a flamingo, watching. Max trembled; always small and fragile.<\/p>\n<p>There was the time we thought he was nearly gone, one warm weekend afternoon<br \/>\n  during our first months in this house. Ph. had a soccer match; I was the coach.<br \/>\n  Scuttle, scuttle before heading off for a match. But Max was on the deck, frozen,<br \/>\n  quaking and hunched with his head close to the wood surface. His mouth was bleeding.<br \/>\n  This was <i>it<\/i>. Did he eat something (glass, nails, metal burrs)? What?<br \/>\n  Time was short; we had to rush off to the match while D. stayed behind to console<br \/>\n  Max, take him to the emergency vet, since we were sure he was dying. D. tugged<br \/>\n  on Max, and pulled. He seemed heavy; he wouldn&#8217;t separate from the deck. Turns<br \/>\n  out he&#8217;d lain down on the deck and his tag had fallen through one of the gaps<br \/>\n  between the boards, shifted, and lodged in a perpendicular T-lock. He was stuck.<br \/>\n  Following a quick check-up (to find out he&#8217;d only bitten through his lip from<br \/>\n  the resistance and trauma), D. brought him to the fields where his light step<br \/>\n  said relief, liberation, resurrection. <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/img\/minmax3.gif?resize=50%2C54&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"50\" height=\"54\"><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a little piece of the email I sent to help him find a new home: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>His hair currently (for summer) isn&#8217;t cut Yorky-standard. It&#8217;s rather<br \/>\n  short for his comfort. In fairness, he tends to have unsavory breath, and the<br \/>\n  vet has said we might consider having his teeth cleaned, but we&#8217;ve never gone<br \/>\n  ahead with that.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s good around kids, and hasn&#8217;t ever shown signs of aggression toward people<br \/>\n    or other animals. In his young days, he would chase squirrels and cats, but<br \/>\n    he never caught any of them (okay, if I was telling this story to him, I&#8217;d<br \/>\n    allow that he caught one or two!). He thrives on positive attention. He&#8217;s<br \/>\n    happy when new people come to the house, and he has an odd habit of sitting<br \/>\n    on people&#8217;s feet. He&#8217;s not a licker, and in his old(er) age, he&#8217;s mellowed<br \/>\n    out. He doesn&#8217;t run in the house, chew on anything (never did) or leave much&#8211;if<br \/>\n    any&#8211;hair behind. He tends to have dry-ish skin on his lower back, and so<br \/>\n    he&#8217;ll try to itch his back on things from time to time, especially with the<br \/>\n    shorter haircut. He also has a small mole-like thing above one eye, but the<br \/>\n    vet said not to worry about it, and it hasn&#8217;t changed in size for the past<br \/>\n    three or four years&#8211;since it first showed up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/img\/minmax2.gif?resize=50%2C49&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"50\" height=\"49\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">cookie peppy brandy (freak-a-leak) jake fang sheba<br \/>\n  (freak-a-leak) minerva tony pigeon max (freak-a-leak)<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/img\/minmax.gif?resize=50%2C47&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"50\" height=\"47\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">For the first time in thirty years (minus a few of those early,<br \/>\n  newborn months), I&#8217;m without a dog. Cookie was the first; several others followed.<br \/>\n  According to my count, there have been ten, including Max. While I was an undergrad,<br \/>\n  Tony was boarded at my parents&#8217;, but I saw him fairly often. My dad reminded<br \/>\n  me regularly that Tony was <i>my<\/i> dog. For the last fourteen years, Max has<br \/>\n  been a part of the mix. He lasted longer than any of the others, outliving Brandy,<br \/>\n  Sheba, Mini, Pigeon and Tony&#8211;those whose lives coincided with his. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">For the last ten weeks or so, we&#8217;ve known that, inevitably, we<br \/>\n  would have to give him up. The slow sale of the house here in KC meant we couldn&#8217;t<br \/>\n  buy a home in Syracuse, which meant we would have to rent, which meant we would<br \/>\n  have trouble keeping pets. Sure enough. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Max wouldn&#8217;t have liked the snow, anyway. He doesn&#8217;t even like<br \/>\n  walking on grass. We had two options: find him another place to live or, er,<br \/>\n  do the unthinkable. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">There&#8217;s really very little else to this story, but it&#8217;s unusually<br \/>\n  sentimental for me. Max was my mom&#8217;s dog. I inherited him when she died seven<br \/>\n  years ago. &quot;Who will take in Max?&quot; I will! He was never anybody&#8217;s<br \/>\n  favorite pet, never easy to train, never at ease with his place in the world.<br \/>\n  Skittish, you could say&#8211;terrified of feet and all types of balls. He had quirks,<br \/>\n  a small dog&#8217;s stubbornness, and a grotesque, unrefined personality. He was simple.<br \/>\n  Never learned to sit on command. His cohort&#8211;Sheba and Tony, mainly&#8211;could sit<br \/>\n  when told. They&#8217;d sit, Max would have a look, see the snacks distributed, finally<br \/>\n  sit too. I don&#8217;t think he ever connected the command with the action. It was<br \/>\n  the snacks, imitation, and delayed social intelligence among dogs. Do what they&#8217;re<br \/>\n  doing. He was easily thrown off by noises; he would run to the back door when<br \/>\n  the front door opened. Sensed thunderstorms three or four hours before they<br \/>\n  arrived. And we joked about him, his clumsiness, his lack of grace, his surprisingly<br \/>\n  long life. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So to give him up the other day has convened a strange vacancy.<br \/>\n  No nudged trips to the grass. No slow-paced click-click of his long toenails<br \/>\n  on the hardwoods. And since we&#8217;ll be leaving soon, too, his presence won&#8217;t linger<br \/>\n  much longer than ours. Where he&#8217;s headed, some generous crib in Springfield,<br \/>\n  Mo., there&#8217;ll be other dogs to socialize him (roll over!) and abundant spoilation<br \/>\n  (good boy!) to help him forget and to spur a few more years of simple joy. Woe<br \/>\n  but for the blessing of always-fading memories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">\u23f3 Approximate reading time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 5<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">mins<\/span><\/span>At Fashion Square Mall, Saginaw, Mich., my mother bought an overpriced little Yorkshire Terrier in 1990; &quot;little&quot; means he was smaller than the large outdoor dogs we kept in a pen on the edge of the yard. &quot;Little&quot; means he was vulnerable. He would be staying in the house. 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