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Notice: this is a buttered toast entry whose rhetorical purpose is to
\ndisplace the hallucinations and ramblings slung up by dmueller<\/i>. 
\nGood thing that’s not the name of this blog’s owner and chief operator. 
\nWho hacked my site and posted that picture of Bart Simpson?  I want
\nanswers!
\n<\/p>\n

But I’d settle for comments.  See, crowds make me nervous, and, for some
\nreason or another, Earth Wide Moth<\/i> is getting unprecedented traffic
\nlately. Smart mobs? There’s no evidence anyone’s reading here; but the visitors
\nare sliding through.  Browsers are picking it up, putting it to the screen.
\nSo, I concocted a plan to insert this buttered toast entry–a defensive displacer entry
\nmeant to float an unseemly entry lower on the page.  Maybe we should call
\nit a marshmallow entry or mallow entry for short.  I haven’t done my
\nhomework on whether this kind<\/i> of entry has been named before, and I don’t have
\ntime to explore b\/c I gotta bury yesterday’s entry right away. (You’re only as
\nbloggy<\/i> as your last entry!)<\/p>\n

Just a few more lines and this entry will have fully served its purpose by
\nfiling yesterday’s entry into the obscure #2 slot.  That said, I am
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