{"id":6051,"date":"2004-03-31T23:26:01","date_gmt":"2004-03-31T23:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/whered-you-put\/"},"modified":"2004-03-31T23:26:01","modified_gmt":"2004-03-31T23:26:01","slug":"whered-you-put","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/whered-you-put\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;d you put my laser pointer, Bart?"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">\u23f3 Approximate reading time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 3<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">mins<\/span><\/span><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Voice: &quot;Will the revolution be blogged?&quot;<br \/>\nAll the people: &quot;Hell yeah!&quot;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Got that out the way.&nbsp; It&#8217;s been said a time or two&#8211;it won&#8217;t be<br \/>\nblogged, it will be blogged, it won&#8217;t be blogged&#8211;so many daisy petals, so few<br \/>\nrevolutions.&nbsp; I&#8217;m wanting to talk shop here, talk pedagogy tonight, but I&#8217;m<br \/>\nin the midst of a set of mini-essays from humanities on Geertz&#8217; Balinese<br \/>\ncockfight and the notion of common ground.&nbsp; Sore eyes.&nbsp; A few loose<br \/>\nends of prep for Thursday a.m.<\/p>\n<p>About that: we&#8217;re using the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/106\/\" >EN106<br \/>\nblog<\/a> this week as a note-sharing space.&nbsp; I&#8217;m using all of the links<br \/>\nfrom <a href=\"http:\/\/ncarbone.blogspot.com\/TeachingWriting\/index.html\" >TWiaOW<\/a><br \/>\nfor the <i>Point\/PowerPoint<\/i> sequence and then some.&nbsp; We&#8217;re basically<br \/>\nreading the issue of efficiency in poorly conceived slide shows&#8211;the rationing<br \/>\nof language brought on by bullet points with the ever-popular PP program.&nbsp;<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re also using the sequence as a way to talk about the articles and<br \/>\ninformation credibility, especially as it applies to blog entries.&nbsp; Here<br \/>\nare the links from the PPT sequence, in case anyone is interested in how the<br \/>\npopular business software continues to get attention (and not because it&#8217;s in<br \/>\nthe biggest letters, as BULLET POINT A):<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/12\/14\/magazine\/14POWER.html?\" >PowerPoint<br \/>\nMakes You Dumb, <i>New York Times<\/i><\/a><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/12\/14\/magazine\/14POWER.html?\" ><br \/>\n<\/a>(free subscription)<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.earthwidemoth.com\/blog\/img\/bartppt.jpg?resize=288%2C221&#038;ssl=1\" align=\"right\" width=\"288\" height=\"221\"><\/i><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.aaronsw.com\/weblog\/000931\" >PowerPoint ReMix,<br \/>\nAaron Swartz: The Weblog<\/a> &nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/j7ne\" >ET on Columbia<br \/>\nEvidence-Analysis of Key Slide<\/a> &nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/news\/culture\/0,1284,61485,00.html?tw=wn_culthead_1\" >Turning<br \/>\nHeads With PowerPoint, <i>Wired News<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/11.09\/ppt2.html\" >PowerPoint<br \/>\nIs Evil, <i>Wired<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/11.09\/ppt1.html\" >Learning<br \/>\nto Love PowerPoint, <i>Wired<\/i><\/a><i> &nbsp; <\/i><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/web.ics.purdue.edu\/~weisberg\/421f03\/power_point.pdf\" >The<br \/>\nLevel of Discourse Continues to Slide, <i>New York Times<\/i><\/a><i>(PDF)<\/i><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.ohio-state.edu\/~wilkins\/group\/powerpt.html\" >Absolute<br \/>\nPowerPoint, <i>New Yorker<br \/>\n<\/i><\/a>Here are a few others I&#8217;ve added:<br \/>\n<a  href=\"http:\/\/www.presentations.com\/presentations\/search\/search_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2091570\"><br \/>\nBullet Points may be Dangerous, But Don&#8217;t Blame PowerPoint, <i> Presentations.com<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.presentations.com\/presentations\/search\/search_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2091570\"><br \/>\nDon&#8217;t Blame the Tool &#8211; Reader Responses, <i> Presentations.com<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.presentations.com\/presentations\/search\/search_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000471540\"><br \/>\nTo Avoid the Perils of PowerPoint, take a kid&#8217;s-eye view, <i> Presentations.com<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.presentations.com\/presentations\/trends\/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2056786\"><br \/>\nPowerPoint has Always been the Point, <i> Presentations.com<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/magazine\/51\/offsite.html\">Can This Off-Site<br \/>\nBe Saved, <i> Fast Company<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Honestly, this list serves a second purpose.&nbsp; I want to be able to<br \/>\nsend it any time I receive a PowerPoint show that would work better as a<br \/>\ntraditionally formatted page.&nbsp; Since I started thinking about this<br \/>\nsequence, my inflow of PowerPoint shows at work is at an all time high.&nbsp;<br \/>\nMaybe PowerPoint is <i>soo<\/i> powerful that the mounting of critiques creates some<br \/>\nkind of karmic vacuum&#8211;PowerPoint skepticism met cosmically by a surge<br \/>\nof colorfully-themed shows rushed to the doubter&#8217;s inbox.&nbsp; Two shows were<br \/>\nsent my way in the past week.&nbsp; One was a self-evaluation for whether or not <i>you<\/i><br \/>\n(dear reader) would be a fit candidate for teaching courses online. (Slide One:<br \/>\nAre you technically proficient with checking email?)&nbsp; The other involves<br \/>\nstaff encounters with media&#8211;how to talk to reporters. (Slide Fourteen: 1. Speak<br \/>\nin short, concise sentences.&nbsp; There is no such thing as &quot;off the<br \/>\nrecord.&quot;) Time for an analysis likening PowerPoint to <i>The Blob<\/i>.&nbsp;<br \/>\nSeriously.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to get back to finishing touches on my night&#8217;s work (which, sorry to<br \/>\nsay, blog, ain&#8217;t this).&nbsp; But I wanted to plant another seed about divergent<br \/>\nuses for blogs in teaching composition.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve been following the<br \/>\ndiscussions about the ways blogs hinge on concomitant reading and writing (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mchron.net\/site\/edublog.php?id=P2630\" >here<\/a><br \/>\nand <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weblogg-ed.com\/2004\/03\/31#a1666\" >here<\/a>)<br \/>\nand also about the way blogs might be put to fairly limited uses by some<br \/>\ncomposition teachers (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.2river.org\/blog\/archives\/000077.html\" >here<\/a>).&nbsp;<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t say that I&#8217;m addressing all or any of those important concerns in this<br \/>\nentry, but I am happy to chronicle my own discovery and rediscovering this<br \/>\nsemester of the social dimension of blogs.&nbsp; Blogs turn narrow conceptions of reading and writing<br \/>\nas private, independent, and isolationist upside down in favor of an extra<i>curricular<\/i><br \/>\nliteracy network&#8211;a connected arena of extraspatial (beyond the walls we meet<br \/>\nbetween) contact and community.&nbsp; And, of course, there&#8217;s more to it than I<br \/>\ncan plow through just now in the interest of convening tomorrow as a potentially<br \/>\njubilant day.&nbsp; But I want to note the latest activity I&#8217;m toying with&#8211;a<br \/>\nkind of bum-rush annotated bibliography via course blog&#8211;and say that I&#8217;m not<br \/>\nsure how I would have done it better before blogs converged with my<br \/>\nteaching.&nbsp; In short, students in teams (two to an article) are writing<br \/>\nsummative paragraphs for the first six articles from the set listed above.&nbsp;<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll review the notes as a group next Tuesday, talk about ways the sources<br \/>\nmight contribute to their upcoming essay projects and so on.&nbsp; Setting a<br \/>\ncategory and enabling a simple search makes it possible for students to access<br \/>\nand share work they&#8217;ve done outside of class time.&nbsp; Admittedly, this is my<br \/>\nfirst semester teaching with a weblog, so I can&#8217;t be sure what will happen.&nbsp; I suppose that&#8217;s what<br \/>\n<i> we<\/i> could use&#8211;a record of best practices, if<br \/>\nonly anecdotal evidence, of the many ways weblogs are <i>growing<\/i> the<br \/>\npossibilities for invigorating pedagogy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">\u23f3 Approximate reading time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 3<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">mins<\/span><\/span>&nbsp; Voice: &quot;Will the revolution be blogged?&quot; All the people: &quot;Hell yeah!&quot;&nbsp; Got that out the way.&nbsp; It&#8217;s been said a time or two&#8211;it won&#8217;t be blogged, it will be blogged, it won&#8217;t be blogged&#8211;so many daisy petals, so few revolutions.&nbsp; I&#8217;m wanting to talk shop here, talk pedagogy tonight, but I&#8217;m in the midst&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[163],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dry_ogre_chalking"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Where&#039;d you put my laser pointer, Bart? 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