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SW Michigan Detroit Metro drizzle comedownance, or &#8220;sleet&#8221; on one of the free weather apps, and atmosphere holding on at the edge of slippery road surfaces, only of concern because I have to &#8216;get to&#8217; go out in it to shuttle T. from Livonia to Ypsi around 3 p.m. ET. From here where I sit warmly in the morning, I envision the afternoon route as being traveled slowly-safely, though it is always the other drivers who no matter how much you imagine their skillful attentiveness may careen at any moment like Gen Zers checking phones for notifications, knees on the steering wheel at 4 and 7, low tread tires which also happen to be under-inflated, hydroplaning&#8217;s slick thrills, no faults to give in a no-fault state. Ford engineers do not do much for me, but to their credit they do make the default settings easy and automatic. I will drive with my lights on. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I drive slowly later, over and back, or across and around, according to conditions, I will continue to listen to the audiobook I enjoyed enough to savor intervals of sublimity in West Virginia and Ohio as I drove north on Tuesday. Or I will listen to Fiona Apple&#8217;s &#8220;Hot Knife,&#8221; which I was surprised to learn early in December was my most listened-to track in 2025, probably because it was on a loop that one day when I was at the back of the holler piling the last downed branches upon Stick Henge. When? I think June. Because I was out of signal range, the track wouldn&#8217;t advance, so I let it loop for oh I&#8217;d guess 90 minutes or so. Long listen the glitch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I drive slowly later, and as I listen to whatever, I won&#8217;t think about the Detroit Lions&#8217; disappointing 2025 season. Won&#8217;t think about how I know I should unpack a collared shirt I brought to wear for a Tuesday evening New Year&#8217;s Eve Eve dinner. Won&#8217;t think about the clumsily worded email I received from VT&#8217;s IT division overnight, 2 a.m. on the 25th, about how my vt.edu email address would be terminated and all associated data storage expunged between one and thirty days from now and to contact 4Help if I need any assistance with getting everything saved, moved over, preserved, etc. Server farm can&#8217;t be bothered to wordsmith. I felt relieved, call it a Christmas miracle, that I had done well to predict the impersonal notification, to move everything, to set up forwarding, to delete OneDrive contents, Google Drive contents, to empty trash, to download Canvas materials, to empty my office, to turn in the institutionally issued computer. Everything listed on the autogenerated email, I had already done. Weeks ago. Prescient we are digital time travelers, and I was visiting December 25 in October. Lo and behold it is wondrous how many of tomorrow&#8217;s emergency headaches are forestalled by deleting early and often. No biggie if a little bit of memory spills and leaks, but that was always in motion and already assured.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">In addition to that overnight work email, one of the gifts I received yesterday from my daughter, Is., was <em>Amphigorey<\/em>, a super-book collection of fifteen Edward Gorey books into a single volume. Uncomfortably, peculiarly delightful are <em>The Gashlycrumb Tinies<\/em>, of course, but <em>The Listening Attic<\/em> in limerick-illustration pairs has also piqued intrigue. They are bawdy, violent, awful in moments, yet they also, therefore, blossom indecorous and rare in today&#8217;s media environment, as if certain identifiable genres are endangered, out of fashion, almost gone. 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