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Never mind dust jackets. May soon dedicate an office shelf to months-old books still wrapped mint condition in cellophane.

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5-y.o. antipathic home remedies: "Since this cold, when I'm in my bed I have the sniffles, but when I sleep in your bed, no sniffles."

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Productive Saturday: Earliest tax-filing ever. Now watching Judge Judy marathon to prepare for Monday 8 a.m. jury doody in AA.

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Dog enters study, rolls around on carpet emitting /all-dogs-go-to-where?/ odors: a full-sensorium demo crying out, "bathe me, pls."

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January showers bring February flowers? #newweather #rainyseason

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@sophist_monster Thanks! I hope it inspires further cloud-making.

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Sorting coins into eq. amounts by withdrawing pennies and dimes from "Bank of Daddy Biggie" (i.e., nanoloans from a Mason jar).

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In lunchtime conversation on why we hear so little about vampires in church, Is. deadpans, "I used to live in Transylvania."

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And the third, which started Monday, requires login (i.e., imagination or actual enrollment).

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The other begins tomorrow. Link