Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Do You Believe In Now?
D etroit Lions training camp begins today, and the title above--word has it--is the banner material leading their 2008-2009 charge toward the NFC playoffs.
What, no playoffs, you say? In that case, "Do you believe in now?" will be their slogan as they surge to a week eight "pundit's mention" of a slim possibility that they will make the post-season. Right: like last year.
Sean Yuille of Pride of Detroit puts it this way:
Detroit undoubtedly could have come up with something that doesn't draw instant mocking, but that's exactly what happened with the slogan as most people answer the question with "no." To be specific, 77% of over 1000 people voted no in a poll on Pride of Detroit that featured the Lions' slogan. That means well over 800 people do not believe in now, which should come as no surprise.
Believe in now? I'm clinging to the response, "yes until no," which means that I, for one, believe in now about the same as I believed in any Lions' season since I was old enough to have beliefs (I can't pinpoint the date, but the very possibility of belief in the Lions' chances must've come about during the Chuck Long era).
Now? Not a whole lot more than then. Yet, sadly, I will persist in my Lions fandom, so, 'yes' for the duration of training camp at the very least.
Added: Also, there is this, which includes this:
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Summer Soccer
P h. (far left) knocked in the opening goal in Monday night's summer league match versus West Genesee. I'm fairly sure W.G. brought their younger group; it ended with Ph. & Co. up, despite fielding a squad two players short of the usual eleven.
Not quite as intriguing, but almost: during the match the coach turned to me and asked, "Did Ph. tell you?" He hadn't--not yet, anyway--but they need a sub (i.e., a warm body) to fill in as the adult at practice Sunday and to pace the sidelines during Monday evening's match. Sure, give me the whistle; I'll do it. Just this once.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The Big Sky is Falling
B ecause you will have the impulse to predict the entire NCAA men's basketball tournament this year, I have--for the fifth year in a row, set up a Yahoo! pool just for you. In the E.W.M. pool you get to make picks against the savviest basketball futurologists in all of blogspace. You you you are invited to join this year's private! exclusive! tournament group on Yahoo!, Picken Little (ID# 45974). It's free. If you have questions, send me an email: dmueller at earthwidemoth.com. Everyone is welcome, even if you don't have a blog (but you will get suspicious glances: why, in 2008, don't you have a blog yet?). Invite your friends. The group will hold the next forty-nine who sign up.
Yahoo!
Tournament Pick'em
Group: Picken Little (ID# 45974)
Password: ewm
Firm up your picks after the selection show on Sunday, March 16. The latest you can sign up is five minutes before the start* of round one on Thursday, March 20.
* - Never mind the play-in game.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Brackedoo
H ey, is that a glittery Kent State Golden Flashes fan-too on your cheek?
I have filled out my brackets, but the process didn't seem to have the same pop for me that is has had in years past. Game after game, I read hundreds of pages of expert, insider commentary, and still nothing smells like upset.
If there is anything in the brackets this year, perhaps it is something--a maybe--about:
- #10 South Alabama over #7 Butler.
- #12 George Mason coming close (but then losing on free throws the end) against #5 Notre Dame.
- #10 Davidson over #7 Gonzaga: Another seven-ten split and hardly an upset.
- The winner between #11 K-State and #6 USC pouring in 52 points against #3 Wisconsin in the second round and, thus, outscoring the Badgers.
- I don't care how many seven-footers #3 Stanford has, #6 Marquette will run a layup drill on them.
- #5 Drake-#4 UConn winner startles #1 UCLA.
See what I mean? I'm tired of this already. My picks are overwhelmingly top seeds with very few upsets this year. And although I recognize the folly in this technique, I am hard-pressed to identify viable underdogs. To beat me in the pick-'em, you will have to take chances on some lower seeds. Just for you, I recommend Coppin State, Georgia, and Oral Roberts. But you will have to come up with the other Final Four team on your own.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Building Anticipa-NCAA-tion
I just sent out a spa^^ message--Sign Up!--to tens of, uh, tens of prospective entrants in this year's Picken Little tournament pool. If you did not receive the message, it is because your spa^^ filters have kept the invitation at bay, but worry not, for you can still jump in the pool. I hope you will. You really should. You will be glad you did. It's not too late.
Why not?
Go on.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Write-Up
N ice to see a couple of my long-time friends from the K.C. area featured in a write-up from alma mater's sports information office. The memories A. recounts in this story are very familiar; for several months about ten years ago he and I met every couple of weeks for lunch at the Kabob House on Wornall Ave. to catch up about a wide variety of things, including his monthly letter to members of the national antique dealers association he presided over at the time. Fine visits. I met him and got to know his family after I was given an award named for his late wife, C.
My good friend, E., also appears in the photo. In the article, A. recounts some of the conditions surrounding the men's soccer program in the 1960s, and E. is the current men's soccer coach. He played futbol at alma mater at the same I was an undergraduate in the early 90s, he stood in my and D.'s wedding party in '03, and so on. When I miss living in Kansas City, these guys are high among the leading reasons why.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Vandals
O ver the weekend, vandals ransacked the Construction Site of Legends to the tune of $10,000 in damages. The city school district has responded with measures that involve hiring sentries who will watch the field from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. until the facility opens in early September.
According to an article in today's Syracuse Post-Standard (obnoxious zip/age profile-filter!),
"Do drugs I promise they're good" was sprayed on the 40-yard line of the stadium's new turf. "CBA '07" was sprayed on the visitors bleachers, and "CBA Seniors '07" was on construction equipment at the site, according to police.
No culprits, unfortunately. CBA is the school Nottingham opens its football and soccer seasons against in a couple of weeks. Little point in speculating about whether CBA students had a hand in any of it. Whether or not they did, the whole episode makes the rivalry seem more rivalrous. I'm also thinking about the spectrum of graffitist acts--from the flash mural (sprayed in a frenzy) onto some dull retaining wall to more deliberate efforts to mark, ruin, or inflict costly damages.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Construction Site of Legends
T hey're putting the finishing touches on a new outdoor athletic facility at Ph.'s high school, the oldest high school in Syracuse city. Right, just in time for his junior year, so the timing turned out to be pretty good for him. They're calling the complex "Field of Legends," which, considering it's never been tread upon means one of two things. Either the "Legends" part will be asserted when alums are basking in nostalgia over the feats accomplished on the old field (the worn pitch called "Old Rutty"?) or the "Legends" part will be determined by those who have yet to set foot on the field, like Ph. and his cohort. Or both. So it could mean three things.
What you should know: play will commence on the new turf field on Friday, September 7, for football, and on Saturday, September 8, for girls and boys soccer--all against the nearby prep school rival, Christian Brothers Academy. Doubtful I will be on hand for all of the fanfare, but you'll be sure to find me at the field for the boys soccer home opener vs. CBA under the lights on the 8th.
Friday September 7, 2007
Opening Ceremony-12:45 PM
Football Alumni/VIP Reception Tent-5:00 PM
Military Color Guard/Recognition of Former Football Championship Teams/Coin
Toss-6:45 PM
Varsity Football Game vs CBA-7:05 PM
Saturday September 8, 2007
Tailgate Kick-off
Recognition of Alumni Teams
3:00 PM Alumni Soccer Game
5:00 PM Varsity Girls Soccer Game vs CBA
7:00 PM Varsity Boys Soccer Game vs CBA
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Garnett Trade
I won't lie and tell you I've been paying full-on attention to the after-trade conversations following Kevin Garnett's hop from Minnesota to Boston. I'm usually indifferent to the Celtics, but whatever can be said about the trade, suddenly Boston seems interesting to me. By picking up two stars from mediocre Western Conference teams in Garnett and Ray Allen, Boston is back--a contender in what seems to me an opened-up Eastern Conference. The Pistons have weathered any off-season unraveling (which I expected, to be honest, after the way they tanked against the Cavs). The Bulls are deep with talent. Cleveland, Toronto, and even New Jersey will likely return to the playoffs. But Boston? If they realize any chemistry whatsoever, Boston will be a legitimate contender next season. Tally this insight in the obvious column.
I mention it because it involves a team for which I have no affinity. Boston could have floundered for another season, could have remained in a status quo holding pattern. They didn't. And I'm drawn to the shake-up, pulled in by the new set of what-ifs and off-season speculation, the confusion, the swap-a-roster, a shuffle followed by who's where? Who will surprise? Who will be terrible? I enjoy these off-season questions more than I enjoy the NBA regular season.
Friday, June 1, 2007
Brink
I don't think Antonio McDyess' ejection was the determining factor in last night's Pistons-Cavs game. It was unfortunate, I thought, that the refs elected for flagrant two when flagrant one was more appropriate given that 1.) Andy Veryshow wasn't injured on the play, 2.) it looked like bad timing on McDyess' part more than a deliberate clothes-line, and 3.) McDyess is one of the classiest (i.e., modest, sporting) players in the league. But you know I'm a fan of the Pistons, and my affections spill into this stance, no doubt.
Who wouldn't say that the determining factor was the final stretch of defense--Lebron's 25-point show that capped the game and sealed the 3-2 series edge for the Cavs? Twenty-five straight by one player? Over sixteen minutes? By any measure, by any team, including Detroit, this indicates a defensive collapse of the most heinous sort. Lebron repeatedly drove to the basket, repeatedly dunked without much to withstand his moves into the lane, repeatedly dropped in fade-away jumpers from here, there, oh, and there. Yeah, pretty much any- and everywhere. The jumpers I can understand. Those are hard to guard, especially when he is coming off screens. But the stuff in the lane is unforgivable. Nobody from the Pistons was keeping house, protecting the paint. I might've expected Maxiell to be a bit more of an enforcer down the stretch--not a Lambier- or Mahorn-type enforcer, but someone who would be willing to leave his defensive assignment and at the very least challenge Lebron. Absent McDyess, Maxiell is the most agile Pistons big who can match Lebron's strength and elevation after he gets by the perimeter defender. Plus, James had a good night overall from the FT line, but he was just 5-8 (63%) down the stretch, during his single-handed run to win the game. I'm not saying it would've been wise to foul him deliberately, but I am saying that he was foul-able, that it wouldn't have been the worst thing in the world for Maxiell or Hunter to spend a foul or two wrestling on Lebron.
So, yeah, I'm disappointed. I think the Pistons have their work cut out for them tomorrow night. And Lebron's rise to glory is pretty much a given (although I don't feel about him like he is an underdog facing the Pistons in quite the same way I felt like Jordan was...far more chatter, more anticipation, more foretelling surrounding James). I guess I'll still tune in to tomorrow night's game hoping the Pistons are withholding some playoff elixir that can get them back home for game seven. On that note, I'll also put off for another day any discussion of an NBA Finals between the Spurs and Cavs and where that ranks in terms of my utter disinterest among the 64 possible Finals combinations.
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Long Jump
W e took in Ph.'s track meet in Oswego this afternoon, cruising up there with my dad and S. who are in Syracuse visiting us for a couple of days.
Ph. has been competing this spring in the long jump, the triple jump, and the 110 high hurdles. He placed third today in the long jump and triple jump. Here, in a photo snapped by S., he's gliding to his longest long jump of the meet: 18-2.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Meets, Matches, Trophies
N o apologies from me for attributing the lack of blogging over the past couple of days to Ph. His sports schedule has gone wild--a track match yesterday, an indoor soccer meet this evening. Wait, what? What's this? Two soccer matches tonight? Yes, in fact, without any advance notice, Ph.'s indoor soccer team played matches at 7:00 p.m. and then at 8:00 p.m. tonight. The 8:00 p.m. game was worth sticking around for, even if it was unplanned: a 5-1 win in the championship of their indoor season. And despite the rigor musculus afflicting him from yesterday's track meet, gym class today, track practice this afternoon, and a semifinal game to warm up for the championship game, Ph. managed to net a goal and an assist. Whether or not he can bend his knees or touch his toes is another matter altogether. Of course, I won't get into the number of times he claims to have practiced the long jump before actually competing in the same event at yesterday's meet. Let's just say far far too many. Tomorrow it's an invitational track meet where it'll be the long jump, the 110 high hurdles, and one of the relays. And throughout all of the car rides from here to there and back again, he has my own H.S. track narratives as Icy Hot for sore muscles: the personal best 12' 8" I recorded (springs in those shoes?) as a sophomore is certain to make him feel better.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Picktaneous Bracketbustion
A lmost time once again to close your eyes and guess away as you fill out your bracket for this year's NCAA basketball tournament. That's right. Make picks against the sharpest basketball futurologists in all of blogspace for the fourth consecutive year. You are hereby invited to join this year's tournament group on Yahoo!, Picktaneous Bracketbustion (ID# 43131). Free, free, free (steep costs if you have any pick-making pride, however). Questions? Go ahead and dish me an email: dmueller at earthwidemoth.com. All are welcome, bloggers, non-bloggers, referees, whiners, and even those who, as if they'd been bumped on the head, would pick Ohio State to go all the way (kidding?). The group will hold 1 winner and 49 others who, come April, can at least say, "hey, nice that it's April." At stake: prestige, reputation, etc. Promote this at your own blog, too, if you're so inclined (also circulate it via email, listservs, whatever).
Yahoo!
Tournament Pick'em
Group: Picktaneous Bracketbustion (ID# 43131)
Password: ewm
Set your picks after the selection show on Sunday, March 11. Sign up before the start
of round one, five minutes before tip-off on Thursday, March 15.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
C-Webb and Outtheplayoffsheimer
T wo sports hopes:
1. I hope the San Diego Superchargers
keep Marty Schottenheimer for one more season.
2. I hope the Pistons go ahead and
sign Chris Webber but don't let go of McDyess in the process.
You see, for me, it was dog-bone-chewing elation when the Cleveland Browns advanced to the AFC Championship Game against the Broncos back in '86. Kosar, Byner, Slaughter, Golic--they were going to woof all the way through the playoffs. Schottenheimer was the coach. I had a Browns jacket; I subscribed to the Browns Digest (the name?) and postered my bedroom walls with all the players. The first set of teams for vibrating-sheet-metal football: AFC Central (Cleveland, Cincy, Houston, and Pittsburgh). After the drive, I cried. And then in Kansas City, several years later, Schottenheimer was with the Chiefs--Thomas, Montana, Allen. Always a surge into the playoffs and then a fizzle, year after--not again--year. With the Chargers, this year was no different. But 14-3? I say keep Schottenheimer for the regular season and get him a spot in the booth for the post-season. Hand the team over to a preparer and motivator come post-season (i.e., borrow Urban Meyer for a few weeks). The Chargers have the personnel, right? Give him one more season, I say. (Note: Of the weekend's playoffs, the Chargers-Pats outcome was the only one I thought disappointing.)
Here's the other hope: I'd like to see Webber run with the Pistons. But I hope they don't have to let Antonio McDyess off the roster to make it work. I've only been half-following this story (due to let loose after 2:00 p.m. today), so there's probably been some discussion of who will stay and who will go. But I think of Webber as a Detroit local, despite the missteps at U-Mich in the early '90s. Webber was Michigan's Mr. Basketball out of the Country Day School the same year the I was a senior in high school. I never played against him in AAU because I was a year younger, but Webber and the Superfriends towered over all in-state competition (they may have even won the national AAU tournament in '91). Webber has had an injury-plagued NBA career. And although his stop-over in Philadelphia was little more than an overpriced backslide, he was a Horry three-pointer away from a title-chance with the Kings. I might be wrong, but the mix of local pride and end-of-career-is-near might be enough to evoke whatever he's got left. I say it's potentially a Finals-making pick-up for the Pistons.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Coach: Blinky's In Foul Trouble
V ia Info Aesthetics, a basketball telejersey that doubles as wearable information display: patches light up according to "fouls, score, and time clock." Although I'm mildly skeptical about the widespread uptake and implementation, to the idea I can only shake my head and say wow (i.e., holy mackerel). Something like this would be especially useful for youth levels of basketball where the emphasis is on development. When I was coaching the Stampede teams in KC a few years ago, it was common for us to invent scenarios where two players have four fouls or where one player on the other practice squad was lighting us up (I know, quite the marvel of coaching ingenuity, yeah?). The information-rich readouts on a jersey add yet another dimension to this, making it possible, I suppose, to complicate the number of variables introduced in any practice scenario.
It gets me thinking back to the halftimes of games in high school or college when our rediscovery of the pivotal statistics were delivered to the coach. I have how many fouls? No. 34 has two-thirds of their points? They're out-rebounding us 24-10? Of course, in-game statistics involving computers and call-and-enter statistician teams have drastically improved the timeliness of the data. But to display an array of information on the jersey definitely changes around the flows of statistical information.
What's most compelling about the readout jerseys is the added perceptual dimension they introduce--in-game feedback for everyone (players, coaches, fans, refs). Scoreboards can only accomplish so much, and they're often hard for players to see for extended periods. While the feedback about one's opponents is useful; equally valuable is the information about one's own teammates. Live indications of scoring streaks, foul trouble, free throw percentages (okay, so Shaq's FT percentage is already printed in big letters on his uniform).
I'm intrigued by these jerseys (but I am tempted to ask, what's up with the rock in the photos?). I look forward to hearing more about the leagues that pilot the shirts. It's purely speculative, but I can imagine a yet more futuristic uniform or kinesthetic body suit that registers physical contact between players and reports it to a computer system on the sidelines (oh no, much tamer than we get in Hopkinson's "Ganger (Ball Lightning)"). Several of the NBA's players are already wearing tights. Why not come up with full-bodied sensate tights that report all contact? 2050: Maybe they'll jump it up in an arena with precise and comprehensive optical and proprioceptive matrices that close the gap between data and activity.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Detroit Tigression

I 'm a lousy baseball fan, so bad, in fact, that nowadays I'd describe most of the regular season as excruciatingly boring. Still, I am feeling some emotional pull (an intensification of home or childhood or both) from the Tigers' domination of the Yankess and A's, their impending trip to this year's World Series. It sends me right back to 1984, the late-summer my maternal grandmother died, Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" thematizing the successes of Gibson, Parrish, Trammell, Chet Lemon, Morris, Berenguer, and the rest. I was 10, and so invested in MLB that I listened to many games on the radio. Sheesh.
I wore a Tigers hat almost every single day in those days. All the adults fretted: "You'll ef up your hair for good!" One unforgettable day on the school bus, a couple of bullies even tested my will when they swiped my beloved cap and tossed it out the window. Later my mom drove me to the site so I could recover the coveted hat from the weedy ditch where it landed--in front of the most putrid farm along Winn Road. And now for an astonishing fact: I still have the hat. I hadn't given it a thought in years, but just remembered that it was stuffed in the one bin of old crapola (a tape drive, 45s) down in the basement. The hat doesn't fit me any more (which means I should probably part with it). However, if it did fit, I'd happily put it on to more heartily celebrate the Tigers' return to the WS.

Think I was making it up?
Sunday, October 1, 2006
No. 20
I 've been helping Ph. set up a Flickr account for photos I take at his soccer matches. Can't say that I've taken many good ones this season in the three matches I've attended so far. Maybe Tuesday. Until then, here's a shot I snapped when NHS hosted Watertown last week.
Ball's in the net and Ph.'s is nearby. He didn't score in the match, but it's a fun photo for its suggestion to the contrary. So what if the keeper's reaching in the other direction? Ph. did, however, net a goal in the next day's match (a home match I unfortunately missed). Something, even if it was a lopsided win.
Saturday, September 2, 2006
Demon Casting
I t's probably just the thing I deserve for entertaining even the slightest interest in SU's season opener. I kept one eye on the game via ESPN.com's Gamecast, and, as you can see for yourself, the cast, which reported, much to my suspense and jubilation, a 24-24 draw down the stretch, turned out to be in error. Wake Forest wins, 20-10. Cruel, ESPN. Just plain cruel.
Ah, but wait. Not all of my fall sports optimism is dashed. A former student (McLaughlin) put Park past John Brown U. with a goal in the 87th minute this afternoon. Nice!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
So
A s in, sophomore year. The Syr. public school year is still ten days away, but Ph. jumps on a bus first thing in the morning, headed to a four-way soccer scrimmage somewhere or other (you're right, I should know, but the details...elusive!). And that means his soccer season is underway. Schedule's below the fold. Season preview? I don't know. Maybe this:
1. Play your heart out;
2. When taking a corner, pick a few blades a grass and toss them in the air to
see if there's a breeze. Whether or not it makes a difference, it sure
looks smart;
and 3. If I bother to charge up the camera and walk, photographer-like, on the sidelines, smile.
Should be smiling already anyway, considering how much fun it's going to be.
To fans in the CNY area, in an effort to promote attendance, if you come out to a home match, not only will I treat you to a soda, but I'll also share some sunflower seeds (or licorice or whatever else is the snack food of the hour).
Added: Apologies for the junked-up code in the table below. I'll repair it some other time
| NHS Soccer | ||
| 9-8 | @ Cicero-N. Syr | 7:30 p.m. |
| 9-9 | @ Horseheads | 11 a.m. |
| 9-12 | Utica Proctor | 4 p.m. |
| 9-15 | @ Baldwinsville | 6 p.m. |
| 9-19 | @ Fowler | 4 p.m. |
| 9-20 | @ Utica Proctor | 4:30 p.m. |
| 9-25 | @ F-Manlius | 6:30 p.m. |
| 9-26 | Watertown | 4:30 p.m. |
| 9-27 | Corcoran | 4 p.m. |
| 10-3 | W. Genesee | 4:30 p.m. |
| 10-5 | @ C. Square | 7 p.m. |
| 10-7 | @ CBA | 7 p.m. |
| 10-10 | Liverpool | 4 p.m. |
| 10-13 | @ Oswego | 6:30 p.m. |
| 10-17 | Henninger | 4 p.m. |
| 10-19 | Rome Free | 4 p.m. |
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
V
W
hen I picked up Ph. from futbol practice this morning noon,
he reported--big smile--that he's been offered a spot on the varsity squad.
We're happy for him, of course, and he's excited, encouraged by the invitation.
Still, of sophomores on varsity, I'm of, oh...say, twelve or thirteen minds.
I'll bother mentioning just a few of them. Consider:
- Sitting the bench as a sophomore is a waste of time. Take advantage of practices or it's a lost season of development.
- The sophomore on JV is likely to get minutes, has a shot at a leadership role, develops confidence and gains valuable experience.
- If older players aren't watched and the going gets tough (as in a sub-.500 season), underclass players can sponge it up, suffer the brunt of it.
- A right-headed sophomore who toughs it out (persistent and dependable effort, attends everything on time, etc.) stands to develop a better relationship with the v. coach.
Probably sounds like I'm anticipating the worst. Bad case of parental wariness. Because no. 2 in the list best describes my experience with H.S. sports, I'm burdened with a mild when-I-was-young bias. Of course this isn't just some arbitrary and inconsequential scenario. It's the scenario. So I'd better get busy suppressing my apprehensions, let this fine opportunity run its course, and relax knowing that Ph. will make the most of it, like he always does.
Tuesday, July 4, 2006
Chicago Has Ben
J ust as long as it's clear that when we call for hack-a-Ben, we send Ben Wallace to the foul stripe, not Ben Gordon. The upstart Bulls will look pretty good for next season with the addition of Wallace, and as a Detroit devotee, I admit to being disappointed that the difference came down to a few million chips. I mean, when offering 49-50 million, what's another one or two? Woe, Detroit basketball. Of course, I enjoyed seeing the Bulls rise as over-achieving underdogs this season, and, if it had to happen, I'd rather see Wallace with Chicago than with, say, the Pacers, the Nets, the Knicks or the Heat.
I suppose this introduces new pressure to the Bulls. They exceeded expectations late last season, even mightily testing the eventual NBA Champion Heat in the first round of the playoffs. But now they must finish among the top three in the Eastern Conference to keep everybody happy, including some of the hungry young players coming off the bench. Their depth and balance at multiple positions might be unmatched, which means they should be really good. Right?
Back in Motown, I say Pryzbilla. Or give Darko another chance. He was picked to ahead of some decent players after all. Gotta end before tears well up.
Added: Trouble for Benny the Bull.
Added: Good on the Pistons for filling in with Nazr Mohammed.
Added: You're reading Earth Wide Moth entry #600. Guess I should make a wish or something. I wish I had an idea for entry #601.
Added: Ph. is talking about it over here. Nothing to worry about, he says.
Thursday, June 8, 2006
EWM Cup 2006
L ooking for a World Cup pool? Why not join this one? The stakes are rather low: mere bragging rights are on the line. The World Cup gets going on June 9 and runs for one month.

Group details: Game Front, Group: EWM Cup Gold 2006, Password: ewm. Or you can simply go here to sign up.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Homage and Approbatives
N o cause for putting off the inevitable. Among the eleven participants in the 3rd annual Bloggers' Mad Dance pool not a single bracket has a remaining Final Four team winning another game. It is, therefore, complete, finished, with points totaled a full five days before the Final Four and a solid week before the championship game. Winner: Chuck. He joins the prideful elite: last year's winner, Mike Jackson, and the winner in '04, Jeff. In second this year, Ph., followed by Bill in third. And then the rest:

Purely for posterity's sake, I'm going to share my final four selections. I expect UCLA and Florida to meet in the finals, which means I'm picking LSU and George Mason to advance. And I expect LSU to beat George Mason in that match-up, so I'm picking George Mason to win the big prize. Anti-impulse, of course, but the other methods weren't worth a damn this year.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Like a Cold Compress for a Basketball Fever
O
pen invitation: If you're reading this, you're in time to join in this
year's NCAA pick'em fun. Prepared to fill out a bracket against the best in all
blogspace? For the
third
year, I've set up a tournament group at Yahoo! for the upcoming NCAA Men's
Basketball National Championship Tournament. You are invited to join the
Bloggers' Mad Dance III (ID# 37991). It's all free, no $
involved (but do bring your braggadocio). Flip me an email behind the back if you have any questions: dmueller at earthwidemoth dot com. All are welcome, bloggers and non-bloggers
alike. Group capacity: 1 winner and 49 losers "champions at
heart." At stake: admiration, glory, etc. And of course you can promote this
to anybody you'd like to join (on your blog, via email, whatever); pass it on,
in other words.
Yahoo!
Tournament Pick'em
Group: Bloggers' Mad Dance III (ID# 37991)
Password: ewm
Set your picks after bracket assignments on Sunday, March 12. Sign up before the start
of round one, five minutes before tip-off this Thursday, March 16.
Overstayed
I just returned from the SU bookstore. They have tables heaped up with Orange t-shirts; the place is all a'bustle with game-day celebrants grabbing up enough tees for the family. The two shirts: (in white) 2006 Big East Tournament Champions and (in orange) Overrated. I'm all for Jee-Mack putting on one of the 'Overrated' shirts after SU won the conference title last weekend, but I can't say it's a shirt I'd feel confident wearing during tonight's game against Texas A&M. I think SU will win the game, but the 'Overrated' shirt is a jinx of all jinxes, if ever a sporting jinx could be proved, that is. The thing is, Jee-Mack was brilliant in the Big East tourney, and Boeheim might've been right about SU not winning ten flocking games this season without him. Just to keep things in perspective, however, SU didn't have the greatest of seasons until last week. Granted, like my coach used to remind us (after those rare wins), you're only as good as your last game. I'd wait until the end of the NCAAs to boast about Jee-Mack's rating. He's one of the best SU players for his career, and he had an astounding streak of success last week, but they still have games remaining. And if he's awf against A&M or LSU, I can't say I'd want to be wearing an 'Overrated' shirt when their season comes to wraps.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Detroit Eats Analogy
A reader writes:
If one was going to cook Detroit's favorite dish, what would it be? Here, SAT style: Barbecue is to Kansas City as _____ is to Detroit.
Good question. I'm overjoyed that the Superbowl is hosted in Detroit
this year. Way I see it, an NFC team has a shot at winning a game played
in the Motor City during the playoffs. That hasn't happened
in a
while (plus, the games against Dallas and Green Bay in '91 and '93
were in Pontiac, anyway). So, as we approach the Detroit Superbowl, I need your
help.
What's more fearsome than a Seahawk? What's Detroit's
marquee food?
My first (bad) guesses revert to up-state gourmet such as venison stew and Mackinaw Island fudge. Or nuts-n-bolts, middle-Michigan (elsewhere?) parlance for Chex mix. For our Super get-together, I'm thinking about trying (from memory) a variant of Tirechange Chili (some call it hunter's stew). Ideally, I'd sugar up on paczkis afterward, if only I knew how to make them.
The ultimate Detroit food, however, is the coney dog. Coneys and chili cheese fries (using Koegel Franks?). Of course, you could mod out the dogs with any mix of Soul food (collard-topped coneys), Meditteranean (couscous-topped coneys) and Italian (deep dish coneys) influences. That's probably the best I can come up with. Anyone else with a suggestion? What food makes Detroit proud and is suited to cooking for a Superbowl party?
Saturday, January 7, 2006
Bigger East
W ith NCAA hoops conference play underway, I have to say I'm more than a little pleased to be in Big East Country for the upcoming college basketball season. The only shortcoming of the conference's schedule this year is that with sixteen teams, every program doesn't get a home and away match with ever other program. Our own Syracuse Orange aren't likely to be heading up the conference elite this season, and their chances of reaching the conference tournament championship: slimmer than last year (although they'll still pick up a few wins against the top teams and finish in the top six--behind UConn, Louisville, Nova, WVU and Pitt?). All the same, it's really hard not to be encouraged about Villanova's outlook. They posted a convincing road win at Louisville in the Big East opener for both programs the other day. I was lucky enough to attend the 'Nova-UNC game in the regional semifinals at the Carrier Dome last spring. It might have been North Carolina's toughest game in the entire tournament. Villanova had a legitimate shot at winning (game ended in favor of UNC, 67-66), except for a few late 50-50 calls going the other way. So save me a seat on the 'Nova 'wagon this year, at least to the Final Four, given everyone's healthy. If pressed to formalize other early hunches, I'd say they'll be joined by Illinois, UConn and Duke (yeah, the new Big East gets two to the FF this year). Want eight? Add in NC State, Florida, Memphis and Gonzaga.
We'll see if any of this holds over the next two months.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
What Would Carmelo Do?
W
ear your
blended
religiofanaticism openly with one of these devotional sports jerseys from
Christian Throwback Jersey--"a
proud sponsor of Jesus Christ" (via).
With one of these, you too can give deeper significance to pointing a proverbial
#1 digit skyward on behalf of your favorite sports team, add psalming the ball to
your repertoire of hoops skills, and find forgiveness for taking The Referee's
name in vain. If I had to pick, I'd go for the Denver Nuggets "Genesis" mix
with Carmelo Anthony's number. Of note: the Lakersesque "Luke" is matched with
Kobe Bryant's No. 8. Wow. Wonder what Luke Walton thinks about that.
And what, no New Jersey Devils remakes among the hockey tops?
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Fr. Basketball
A couple of folks have expressed interest in Ph.'s schedule. Here it is. The first home game tips off later today.
05-06 Schedule
11/18 @ Baldwinsville, W, 52-50 OT
11/22 West Genesee (HWSmith), W, 64-63
11/29 Liverpool Orange (N'ham), L, 43-40 OT
12/6 Rome (N'ham), W, 62-20
12/8 @ Central Square (Millard Hawk), W, 53-50
12/13 @ Fowler (Frazer), L, 56-55 OT
12/15 Corcoran (HWSmith), W, 50-48
12/22 @ Liverpool Blue (Annex), L, 55-49
1/4 @ Henninger (Levy), W, 54-47
1/6 Fayetteville-Manlius (N'ham), W, 52-39
1/10 Baldwinsville (Levy), W, 61-47
1/1213 @ CNS (NSJH), W, 53-46
1/17 @ Auburn (Auburn), W, 53-49
1/19 Henninger (Solace), 4:00 p.m.
Overall: 10-3
Monday, November 14, 2005
Bulldog
B esides playing with "The Family" interface at Nike.com (via), this entry's just making it official that Ph. got word today he survived the final-final cuts and will be squeaking and streaking the hardwoods for the NHS freshman hoops team this winter.
Just got an email from the parent of a player on the old squad, too, telling me that seven former Stampede players made their respective teams around KC. It's immodest of me, I suppose, to bring that up, but we put in a grueling lot of work over four years, so the coach in me is mildly affirmed that many of them stuck with it.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
For Kicks
T hursday Ph. finished his freshman soccer season without a single loss. Well yeah, he had a coach and teammates who were pretty good, too.
At alma mater, E. & Co. are ranked 7th nationally with one regular season contest remaining--today against the fourth-ranked team. The national tournament this year is at Daytona Beach in late November. How far is DB from Syracuse? Too far, I'm afraid.
Sunday, October 9, 2005
Hyperbolic, Paraboloid, Transitional Floater Zone
S eems Pistons head coach Flip Saunders is gazing at Detroit's upcoming season through Darko-colored glasses (via, via). One can only hope Milicic begins to assert some kind of court presence this year.
Those who watched his struggles the last two seasons can say he looks like a different player, much more self-assured and assertive.
"I can only judge what I have seen," Saunders said, "and based on that, I wouldn't say he lacks any confidence.
"He's got guys banging him and he's calling for the ball and making some moves in there. He had a couple of great moves today.
"The thing he's done really well is defensive-rebound. He's a big-bodied guy, a real quick jumper and he's long."
I have mixed feelings about the NBA in general, and it's much too soon to tell how Detroit's frontline will shape up. Nonetheless, like Henry Abbot says in his title, this is a rare piece of praise for Milicic, perhaps even a first. Interesting for that alone. The notes from the Detroit News also give the name of Saunders's defensive scheme: hyperbolic, paraboloid, transitional floater zone. That's got to be a better name than the defensive system used by Miami or Indiana or San Antonio. I'm sure it's more intricate than anything I ever tried, but the name reminds me of some our scramble/chaos schemes in college--those keep it wild and unpredictable models of three-quarters-court defense. Or attitude. Or research methodology.
Just for kicks and because I don't really have anything to say about these finds beyond "cool," here are a couple of links: Google Maps Transparency and Memry, the classic memory game now involving Flickr. Go on...you deserve a ten-minute break from whatever you're doing.
Acknowledged: The Sport categoricon is seasonal.
Thursday, September 1, 2005
JV Soccer
H ere's Ph.'s soccer schedule for the fall. I suppose I might be read as a doting fan-father, the type who hyper-celebrates all things to do with sport at the expense other stuff (such as reading, the arts...). Yeah, whatever. Ph.'s been playing soccer since he was four; I am a fan. The first scrimmage was this afternoon. Afterward we grabbed a quick-cook dinner from Price Chopper, hurried home to put it together, then picked up D. from class so we could all attend the two-hour family orientation at NHS. Only this time I was thoroughly impressed with the staff, the student tour-guides, the presence and involvement of teachers, administrators and the principal. High school...wow. Came on fast.
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1-Sep
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Thu
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CBA Scrim.
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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3-Sep
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Sat
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New Hartford
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A
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Perry JHS
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T
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7-Sep
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Wed
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ESM
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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13-Sep
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Tue
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Westhill
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A
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Westhill
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T
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15-Sep
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Thu
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JD
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A
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JD
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W
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19-Sep
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Mon
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Mexico
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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21-Sep
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Wed
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Fulton
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A
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Fulton
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W
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23-Sep
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Fri
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Chitenango
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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26-Sep
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Mon
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ESM
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A
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ESM
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W
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27-Sep
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Tue
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CBA
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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30-Sep
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Fri
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JD
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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3-Oct
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Mon
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Mexico
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A
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Mexico
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W
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5-Oct
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Wed
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Fulton
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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7-Oct
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Fri
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B Ludden
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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11-Oct
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Tue
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CBA
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H
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Nottingham
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W
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14-Oct
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Fri
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Homer
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A
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Casey's
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W
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18-Oct
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Tue
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Pheonix
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H
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Nottingham
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Canceled
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20-Oct
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Thu
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Cortland
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A
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Cortland
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W
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Saturday, August 27, 2005
Kinaesthetics, Intensive Gatherings and Bodily Arts
T he body itself becomes a sundromos, an intensive gathering of forces (of desire, of vigorous practices, of musical sounds, of corporeal codes), trafficked through and by neurons, muscles and organs. Entwined with the body in this way, rhetorical training thus exceeds the transmission of 'ideas,' rhetoric the bounds of 'words.' (Hawhee 160)
Yesterday I attended a Writing Program mini-seminar on the relationship between the writing center and athletics and the presence of student-athletes in writing courses. As a part of ongoing professional development, most writing teachers at SU attend two mini-seminars each semester. The speaker--a graduate student in rhetoric at Arizona--brought many insights; he's been instrumental in launching a satellite writing center in the athletic department at UofA, and so the four-hour session was aptly named "Home Turf: Defining Access and Success for College Student-Athletes." Early on, the conversation hinged on the spatial quality of athletic performance; for pre-reading, we looked at Hawhee's "Bodily Pedagogies: Rhetoric, Athletics, and the Sophists' Three Rs," from College English, Andrew Zimbalist's chapter "The Student as Athlete" from Unpaid Professionals, Wilfred Bailey's "Summary: Time Constraints, Or Why Most College Athletes Cannot Also Be Students," (College Sports, Inc.) and a few articles from ESPN.com on whistle-blowers. We also talked through perceptions of student-athlete privilege, so-called "problematic sports" of men's basketball and football (with no direct justification for crediting this commonplace to any particular institution, much less SU), and part-time faculty bearing added labor because of support measures (email check-ins from coaches, mid-semester progress reports, etc.) initiated from athletics.
I was generally in agreement with the speaker's take on several of these complicated problems, and I would like for these notes to reflect such a stance, as well as to support efforts at broader recognitions of the false and damaging commonplaces circulated about student-athletes--athletics as anti-intellectual, a contradiction to scholarly rigor, a kind of unfortunate burden on the institution's already-burdened, or a merely exploitative money-maker. If anything is clear from yesterday's talk, it's that institutional situations are vastly different from region to region and from one governance level to another (NCAA, NAIA, DI-DIII, etc). Generalizations about student-athletes or athletics departments circulate with great frequency, but many of them plainly don't hold up here or there.
Kinesthetic literacy--or a kind of bodily/performative intelligence--came up early in the talk, but with twenty-five of us in attendance and so much conversation, we didn't have adequate chance to develop this line of thought. Judging only by her article (I haven't read Bodily Arts yet), Hawhee's stuff, which examines the overlaps between the bodily and the rhetorical arts in the classical tradition, leads us to a question: how might composition embrace kinesthetic literacy? How might writing pedagogies account for the kinesthetic? Citing Sirc's work on Pollock, she explains the approach of composition as "inhabiting, an immersive approach wherein the lines between (and definitions of) artist and work become less clear" (159). It's a difficult question to answer, but I appreciate that Friday's speaker brought it up through references to Hawhee and (in turn) Sirc.
More from Hawhee:
"As locations of physical training--young boys learned and practiced running, jumping, wrestling, and boxing, for starters--the gymnasia were already important sites for the production of citizen subjects, and moreover, the production took place in a decidedly corporeal style. From this spatial intermingling of practices there emerged a curious syncretism between athletics and rhetoric, a particular crossover in pedagogical practices and learning styles, a crossover that contributed to the development of rhetoric as a bodily art: an art learned, practiced, and performed by and with the body as well as the mind". (144)
I'm still thinking about two other issues from the session. The first (-1-) concerns the idea that athletics departments take on attitudes of eligibility maintenance rather than embracing a spirit of intellectual rigor and excellence. I'm snagged on excellence (and no, I haven't read Readings' U. in Ruins...all second-hand knowledge of it). Here too, athletic programs involve a mix; it's knotted--the need-a-C-to-be-eligible power forward sits in class alongside the straight-As setter. So maybe there is an ethic of grade survival (yeah, something like that), but it doesn't mean that anyone (coach, AD, etc.) in an athletic program wouldn't prefer to hold up a 3.9 average GPA for a program (rather than 2.4, say). Still, it'd help to situationalize this...name names, point to this program or that one.
The second issue (-2-) concerns a paradox: the incommensurability of institutionally enforced amateurism and, on the other hand, what was yesterday called "infantilizing" support systems. I'm leaving out a lot of details, but the discussion brought out a few concerns about emails to instructors (inquiring about class status or grades) and attendance-checkers as being anti-responsibility and an interference with self-advocacy. And yet, that roles are systematically defined in such a way that student-athletes are subject to a kind of forced amateurism--rule-fixed laborers--justifies the related supports and insurances. Yet more knotty stuff, but I was interested in the questions surrounding this issue: how do we learn to advocate for ourselves? how does agency form and from where or under what conditions? Notably, at least a few of the anecdotes shared during the session suggested instructor discomfort in the student-athlete's more nurturant network. In other words, with student-athletes our primacy as (caring writing) instructors is set in tension with this other unfamiliar (except in myth) institutional force--coaches who may be the student-athlete's most trusted ally in the university system and related academic support staff who attempt (often with resulting consternation) to act as an intermediary wedge between the student-athlete and unkind/unaccommodating (or so-perceived) academic policies.
A few other reading notes from "Bodily Pedagogies":
Rhythm, repetition and response (145)
"the wrestler will acquire a bodily rhythm that enables a forgetting of directives." (149)
"What Isocrates articulates here is a pedagogy of association--a cultivation of habits and practices by placing oneself in relation to those who practice the arts one is pursuing; these arts were named earlier in the treatises as horsemanship, athletics, hunting, and philosophy, or study of discourse ([Isocrates] 45)" (153).
"In other words, the 'end result' of such a pedagogy is not a finished product, but a dispositional capacity for iteration--the ability to continually repeat, transform, and respond" (155).
Tuesday, August 9, 2005
Rubycon
Y esterday Ph. picked out cleats for the fall. No slowing down in these; they won't allow it. I've never seen shoes that made me feel so fast and so much like running just by looking at them.
On the subject of fast, he's got to muster a six minute mile in about two weeks. To pep him up for it, I broke out one of the when-I-was-young parentals (that genre of uphill both ways; obscure, groan-summoning lore of self). Told him that in college, guards had to break 5:30 and bigs had to make a mile under six minutes before we could move workouts indoors in the fall. And lap three, lap three was my nemesis--the impossible leg of end's not quite in sight. (To say nothing of the heated debates about who was a guard and who was a big. Imagine the enthusiasm of newly converted 6-2 power forwards.) But like so many kids who hear the when-I-was-young parental, he rendered my wisdom inapplicable: "We're running it on a straight-away." Hence, no lap three. But still, that anyone as lumbering as me can hit 6:00 ought to be of some encouragement, don't you think? And if only I'd had shoes this glimmering-fast...
Added: Observing that I'm blogging about his cleats, Ph. just leaned in to look. Me: "Shiny, aren't they." Ph.: "I just cleaned them." (He had a summer league match last night.)
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Catch Up
R eturned to Syracuse and a load of work--for the courses I'm teaching online and for 760: Genre Theory. I'm watching the Pistons-Spurs out of one eye, futzing with a CMap with the other, and feverishly making up for Friday and Saturday offline. I can never predict the ratio between workload and blogging impulse; every time I predict a lull, I take it up a notch in this space--oddly. I say this because the days ahead appear to be solidly, solidly packed.
Here are a few photos from the camp: individually and in a slideshow.
I like this one the best. It's a shot of A., a young pre-camper who traveled with her family from Oklahoma. Two of the athlete/coaches from each sport were talking on the microphone during lunch on Friday. When one of them asked the campers, "Are you having a good time?" (or something), nearly everyone shouted "Yeah!" emphatically. Not A. (pictured here, in red). She was grouching because her mom and dad wouldn't let her interrupt the speakers to get a picture. Can't blame her; the microphone was inaudibly low, so there was all kinds of frolicking in the stands. Waited until the speakers were done to get this shot.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
You Say Redundant, I Say Repetitive
T hird paragraph same as the second and very much like the first. Oog. That's how writing has gone today. Did I mention that my writing today has been a steady murmurmur of sameness and similitude? Over and over and over. And over. (I'm giving it a rest, that writing.)
I'm drafting an essay for
711, the net-rhets course. And I've been
thinking about this project for a lo-o-ong time, so it should be easy.
Yeah? I was shooting for five pages by tomorrow afternoon and, well, I've
popped off damn near 1800 words. All's fine? Not so. You see,
the problem is that I've dashed 1000 words with a self-deprecating
strikethrough effect. Crap. Moving on...
The other string of writing: three imprecise loops saying the same thing again and again. I'm not stuck; I can get stuff down. Familiar stuff. Stuff I've already written.
***
A fresh start:
On the subject of redundancy, I flipped back to a year-old entry. April
27, 2004.
There, I tentatively hedged that I was pulling for the Detroit
Pistons to ramble through the NBA Playoffs. Why not? Didn't jinx
them last season. I'm going with them again, with even greater conviction
this year. I'm a bit wary about the path likely to materialize: second
round match-up against the Pacers followed by an Eastern Conference Finals
match-up against the Heat. I expect the Miami series to be close, and if
Mourning continues to play well, who knows. And out of the West, maybe
Denver (long shot; more likely the Suns, I suppose). Although I haven't
seen the Suns or the Sonics play this year. Plus, the Spurs are slamming
Denver right now, which'll even that series 1-1.
***
Third paragraph same as the second and very much like the first. Oog. That's how writing has gone today. Did I mention that my writing today has been a steady drone of sameness and similitude? Over and over and over. And over. (I'm giving it a rest, that writing.)
I'm drafting an essay for
711, the net-rhets course. And I've been
thinking about this project for a lo-o-ong time, so it should be easy.
Yeah? I was shooting for five pages by tomorrow afternoon and, well, I've
popped off closet to 1800 words. All's fine? No. You see,
the problem is that I've dashed 1000 words with a self-deprecating
strikethrough effect. Moving along...
The other bit of writing: three imprecise loops saying the same thing again and again. I'm not stuck; I can get stuff down. Familiar stuff. See what I mean?
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
L.A. Crosse

F irst lacrosse event of the spring drew us out to the NHS fields late this afternoon. Ph.'s team--in the white jerseys (he's no. 3, mid-pile here)--lost the scrimmage, 7-6. I'm not always sure what's going on out there: several faintly familiar rules rolled into one--slashing, penalty boxes, face-offs, out-of-bounds, spacing and ball reversal. Really I have no clue. But Ph. insists that it's fun, and he managed to net a goal this afternoon, so I guess that's notable. I put a few other pics in a slideshow for you diehards.
Added: Just learned over dinner that Ph. went without wearing the sports goggles or glasses he needs to...erm...see the ball clearly.
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Syracuse Regional
So it'll be Badgers-Tarheels in the regional final at the Carrier Dome tomorrow afternoon. Last night's games were well worth the walk to campus. The Wisconsin-N.C. State game was unfortunately discoherent, the first half favoring the Wolfpack and the second dominated by the Badgers. N.C. State fell apart in the second half; couldn't make a shot, couldn't defend. By the end of the game, the regular, varied dances and waves by the Wisconsin contingent got me thinking that Badger fans are like a cult. I offer this only provisionally and with a quasi-affectionate ambivalence toward Wisconsin sports, of course. They sang through bizarr-o chants and cheers, though--stuff nobody who decided to be a Badger fan for just one day would ever figure out in the two hours of a single game.
And almost everyone walked away from the Villanova-UNC game with the sense that the officials intervened excessively in the last two minutes. At least two calls (the foul shot lane violation and the travel) could have gone either way, and both calls went against Nova for plays that would have favored them. The Tarheels looked like they'd regressed into the lackluster style they showed in the ACC Tournament--lots of talent, but no spark, no sense of urgency, no intensity. So they make great plays to bail themselves out, squeak by. Plus, we were sitting at the border between local Villanova/Big East fans and UNC fans, so there was lots of antagonistic banter reduced to jeering reduced to blathering idiocy. Contributing factor could have been the four pints of JD and Captain Morgan's smuggled by the four hoops fans to my right.
Friday, March 25, 2005
Good to Better Friday
I have no idea what I did to deserve it, but I just lucked into a single ticket to the games at the Carrier Dome later tonight: NC State vs. Wisconsin and UNC vs. Villanova. For my brackets, I need both teams from North Carolina to win. But I wouldn't go away unhappy if I witnessed 'Nova showing up Roy Williams and crew. If you're watching at home, I'll be under the basket, sixth row in section 113.
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Madder Than Ever
W as last year (a second-to-last finish) a fluke? Join the bracket to find out.
Yahoo! Tournament Pick'em
Group: Bloggers' Mad Dance II (ID# 1766 for Yahoo! only)
Password: ewm
Set your picks after bracket assignments on March 13.
Sign up before the start of round one March 17.
I've set up a tournament group at Yahoo! (men's tourney). You are invited to join the Bloggers' Mad Dance II (ID# 1766 for Yahoo! only). It's all free, no $ involved. The password is ewm. Shoot me an email if you have any questions: dmueller at earthwidemoth dot com. All are welcome, bloggers and non-bloggers alike. The group will hold 50 people. At stake, pride and infamy, all of which went the way of the pool's last winner, dr. fabulous, a year ago.
For whatever it's worth, I set up a women's tourney bracket last year and it fizzled with just two sign-ups, so I'm not bothering this year. Build one of your own and let me know about it, though, and I'll throw a set of picks in the mix.
Sunday, March 13, 2005
65 Minus 64
P enciled in a ghost bracket; eerie how many higher seeds I was compelled to choose. I've read up on the competition (Hey you, blogosphere, how come you're not signing up for the bracket posted here!?...still time to join, but we're going ahead with it no matter what).
Mulling over these:
UAB vs. LSU in an 11 v. 6. Haven't watched LSU play this season. UAB
gets after it.
Advancing No. 12s: ODU or UWM. I expect G. Washington and Ga. Tech to be a
game.
Solid 10-seeds: Iowa and NC State. Two-seeds Kentucky and UConn, get
loose, get ready.
Washington Huskies a No. 1 seed? First purple-wearing No. 1 since
???. Can't
see 'em getting past Ga. Tech or Louisville.
Maybe Texas Tech'll beat Gonzaga, second round. Maybe.
UNC was unbelievably flat against Clemson and Ga. Tech in the ACC Tourney.
And never been impressed with Carolina's coach.
Play-in game: Oakland edges Alabama A&M. Or not.
Not much feeling about the final four yet. Probably better sleep on it.
I don't think Illinois or Washington will make it to St. Louis, and I don't want
Duke to get there.
Sunday, March 6, 2005
Entanglement

N ot because I picked up a book by this name at B&N yesterday afternoon, using up the last few bucks from a gift card given to me several months ago as a going away present from my athletics gig back in KC, and not because Ph. was materially doppel-ed in his indoor soccer match early this afternoon, although no. 2 did deliver both goals in a 2-1 win in this the second match of the season, and not because last night's restaurant manager rudely dimmed the lights while I stood and read chs. 1 and 2 with the when-will-it-flicker-and-buzz-a-table's-ready disc inert in my right hand, waiting for D. to return from the store where she was buying miniature wire glasses and a tiny straw hat for performing a puppet reading the one about the old lady and the fly-spider-bird-cat-dog-cow-horse, but instead, entanglement because the camera, which wouldn't produce many quality shots through the soccer netting and plexiglass, groped this one of Ph. divided and multiplied, and also because I keep thinking about this: simply-simply "a phenomenon in which two [or more?] entities are inexorably linked no matter how far away from each other they may be" (1).
Saturday, February 26, 2005
On Chaney Sending in Ingram
A
lrighty. So that last entry about perl/M.Pearl was a bottom-scraper
EWM. Then let me say something about Temple Owls' coach John Chaney. "If you're going
to use a foul, make it count." He crossed a line; it's not excusable.
Fine. Went too far by coaching 6-8, 250-pound
Nehemiah Ingram to impact the loss against St. Joseph's by going in there
and stopping somebody. "I don't care if you foul out. You can't let him
look like an All-American on us. He's kicking our ass. I want
somebody who will play defense. I want somebody to stop somebody.
You've got just a few minutes to leave a mark." So I agree that it's
terribly unfortunate that senior John Bryant of St. Joe's suffered a broken arm,
and I didn't even see the play, which means I'm just spouting off about some
stuff I know barely anything about. But my point is less to defend Chaney
or Ingram than it is call out the resulting spike of oh-my-goodnesses aimed at
college basketball, as if it's not a contact sport, as if coaches don't commonly
urge players to play physically, as if intentional fouls are never coached.
Pat Forde's column is especially exemplary in this regard:
I watched one recent college practice that included very matter-of-fact coaching orders to "stand up" all cutters coming through the lane. Translated, that's a forearm shiver to the chest, or higher. It's such a common off-the-ball practice today that officials almost never call it a foul.
Impede progress of a lane-cutting player? That should be a foul? How in heck are you supposed to play post defense, Pat? What is post defense if it doesn't involve a heckuva lot of wrangling for position, especially between the colossus bodies of forwards and centers? So that's all. Chaney messed up. Ingram went too far. And five fouls in four minutes, including an arm-breaker gives it away. But coaches urge extra-physical play all the time (shoot, SU's Hakeem Warrick has been getting stood up, pulled down, wrestled all season), and it goes by mostly unnoticed--un-addressed by officials, little mentioned by reporters, and unflagged as proof of up-trend of violence in sport. In short, the "stand up" method observed by Forde was inconsequential until it was translatable to a grander association with Ingram.
Thursday, February 3, 2005
Forming with Small Hands
I 've been meaning to weave three disparate threads together, triple helix style; they converged--blink!--for an instant while I was reading the other day, and it seemed like more than another drill. Who's running this time? Ann Berthoff, Steve Berlin Johnson, and one more (Coach: I don't care who goes, dammit. Fill in the lines.) First, I've got to tell you a bit about the weave:
In college, we'd run a lot of early morning practices--stretched and ready by 6 a.m. We shared one small gym among several sports, so folks took turns getting the prime 3-5 afternoon slot. Until volleyball season ended, basketballers worked out in the morning. I won't go too far into the context of practices or the conditions in the gym. Think of a box with three outer walls aligning tightly with the out of bounds line, a tight 88' court (right...88) where the temperature inside matched whatever was outside, at least until the hot-water heat system kicked in (6:30 or 6:45).
Unsurprisingly, we ran a lot of drills, especially early in the season and throughout the preseason months leading up to a first game sometime in early November. With just two baskets, practices tested the limits of simultaneous activity. For everyone to be involved, we often worked through stations, did a lot of ball work, agility circuits, speed and quickness, heavy ball and weight vests--rituals that could be performed without a hoop. Shooting time was spare; forcing those who cared enough to work on their jumpers into a separate, custom slot squeezed by all other practices. Half hour wherever it would fit.
The weave is a common basketball drill; the commonest (all that bullshit "gym time" just jacking up shots, that's not making you a better player). The conditions of the drill: three lines beginning with regular spacing, pass, go behind, pass, go behind, pass, go behind. The trivium advances the length of the court through a braided pattern; players ex through the middle of the court, but otherwise they push into one outer lane or the other outer lane--broad S-ing-curves the length of the court. Strike a 45-degree slant from the hash mark, and punctuate with a simple lay-up. Then back again.
The weave is a hands drill (but not just a hands drill). Don't let the ball hit the floor (again and again, voice and echo in escalating rejoinders). Except on the bounce pass leading the lay-up, the ball can't touch. When the ball touched the floor (cause: fumble), the trio would return to the beginning and start again, continuing until they worked the pattern quasi-algorithmically. A once and back was easy; down and back twice, tougher. Three trips? So the condition of flawless execution and return trips stretched as far as was needed to exceed the lowest threshold for physical or mental fatigue by one among the group of three. Key: seek a strong group for the run--good hands, reliable finishers. If you run with an unreliable finisher, pace so the lay-up goes to somebody who will score it. Every time. Make plays easy for those around you.
Berthoff, who, when I was reading this week, said this:
That's why it's useful, I think, to keep in mind that a paragraph gathers like a hand. Note that the gathering hand operates in different ways: the hand that holds a couple of eggs or tennis balls works differently from the hand that holds a bridle or a motorbike handle. When you measure out spaghetti by the handful, scoop up water by the handful, hold a load of books on your hip, knead bread, shape a stack of papers, build a sand castle, your hands move in different planes and with different motions, according to the nature of the material being gathered. But in any case, the hand can gather because of the opposable thumb. (The thumb of the human hand can be brought into opposition with the fingers.) A paragraph gathers by opposing a concept and the elements that develop and substantiate it. The kind of gathering a paragraph makes is thus dependent on the kinds of elements and the way in which they have been gathered. (Making of Meaning 6)
But we're gathering a basketball. (Can you catch the ball? Make your hands big. Squeeze the ball when you catch it.) Clean pass, clean catch. Collect the ball. Keep it simple. Refrain from the flashy. Work together. One drop and all three reset for another try. Worst case. Get out of my gym.
I didn't really need a metaphor...
Steve Berlin Johnson on "Tools for Thought" and DevonThink, in his NYT article, tells us about a gather-minded text-search app that can intuit the lexical resemblances associating in a sampling of documents.
No doubt some will say that these tools remind them of the way they use Google already, and the comparison is apt. (One of the new applications that came out last year was Google Desktop -- using the search engine's tools to filter through your personal files.) But there's a fundamental difference between searching a universe of documents created by strangers and searching your own personal library. When you're freewheeling through ideas that you yourself have collated -- particularly when you'd long ago forgotten about them -- there's something about the experience that seems uncannily like freewheeling through the corridors of your own memory. It feels like thinking. (Johnson)
I didn't really need a metaphor to extend my sense of the ways gathering and collecting and forming have changed. But this one took me, induced me to "freewheeling through the corridors of [my] own memory." Metaphors, I was reminded, when I tried to open a little bit of this up, are only useful to the extent that they give us expanded understandings of the relationships between things (and concepts?). They are neither inherently true nor false; metaphors merely serve us more or less well depending on how they compel us, perhaps idiosyncratically, to think differently, with new understanding (not only my ideas, exactly...comes from a talk in the 720 course this week). I guess I'll stop here.
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Tig-Zag
C huckle to myself every time I hear the story about Paige Arena--the new multi-million dollar basketball arena for the Mizzou-rah Tigers. Casters on ESPN2--calling Gonzaga and Missouri hoops contest--just recapped: 25 million dollars and naming rights from the parents of a 22-year old co-ed at Southern Cal who--allegedly--doled out several thousand dollars over three years for various academic "$upport." Notwithstanding that 25 million buys an abundance of fog-iveness in middle Missouri--a low-lying region in the topography of roundball dignity--objections to the naming of the facility prompted officials to switch to something more mundane, like Missouri Gym or Missouri Fieldhouse or whatever it's called now.
Ph. and I picked up groceries at Price Chopper yesterday afternoon (D. and I usually alternate weeks, but she covered throughout the busy stretch of the semester; consequently, I'm on a pay-back streak). Now that we've returned from a few days in Michigan--Detroit up to Isabella Co. and back--the cupboards are bare. After dropping off Super Size Me at the movie rental place, we made our way through PC. PC patrons tend to be pushy, determined, oblivious to others. It's a busy place. The trip is a mad, mad, dash and swerve--weave around the slow-movers and dodge those carting more vigorously than we. And the checkout staff, usually they're ambivalent, slow, and uncareful with the sack-work. Bag of sugar on the eggs, not that I complain. But yesterday's checkout was the most inspiring interaction I've ever experienced in my days as a grocery shopper. Checker scanned the items, bagged them carefully (crushables, light stuff and so on, appropriately together), and loaded the cart with the bags with more grace and efficiency than anyone I've ever seen. Ninety bucks worth of stuff (c'mon, we had nothing at all to eat at home), and this guy managed it all without pause. A checkout lane performance like none before.
Then today, at the Salvation Army store, I lucked into an old Tower tripod for just under five bucks. Came with a free bottle of Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Feel guilty having such fortune. Only, what is Mountain Dew Pitch Black, exactly? And what do I need a Tower tripod for, exactly?
Lately I'm busying myself with a course re-dev--a fancy-making and conversion into eCollege. Was supposed to have a crack at it last summer, but old U.'s schedule unraveled, and so I told them I'd get to it only after the early-December furor. Means now. And I am getting to it--between today and Monday. Also committing to plans for a section of WRT205 this spring, pouring through possible combos of readings and assignments. Loosen-tighten-loosen while down-time affords me that luxury. Snapped up a Linksys router w/ wireless for our apartment the other day, too. The wired access and wifi came together easily, but the file sharing required more finesse. Firewalls were taking turns heading off CMD line pings, but finally I got it going. It'll be nice having added in-apt mobility.
Saturday, November 27, 2004
SU has football?
B
een such a busy semester, I had no idea (well, except that I've
enjoyed working with a few
members of the team in 105). Explanation: neither my BA or MA alma maters field
football squads. Turns out the Orange
pounded Boston College today, 43-17 (hooray!) Should've beat Temple,
but, nonetheless, we earned a quarter-slice
of the prestigious Big East title. The radio voices around town are
flapping about a BCS bid. Since Nebraska was woeful this fall, we might have a shot at the Houston Bowl.
The lesser Orange-surprise today: on the hardwood, the No. 5 basketballers roughed up the Siena Saints by 22 points; moved to 5-0.
Friday, October 22, 2004
Spectral Season
D . and I drove over to Marcellus this afternoon to take in one of Ph.'s last soccer matches of the fall. I can't overstate the value of getting off campus, winding through the CNY countryside this time of year. Several amazing scapes surround on Syracuse's edges; we turned off at Marcellus Falls just before arriving at the field. I probably won't be able to take in either of the last two matches (next week), and I still hadn't snapped any pics this season, so we had several good reasons to make the 30 minute drive.
The digital camera's been on the shelf all fall. I've used it intermittently--wacky in-house blogabilia, but nothing like I was doing a year ago when chronicling these fellas (#4 nationally, wtg E. et al.) was my mainstay. So I dusted of the electra-kodachrome, shuttered a few moments from today's match. Below, two of my favorites. More photoshere.


Sunday, September 26, 2004
Lose and Lose and
P hiladelphia Eagles (3-0) def. Detroit Lions (2-1), 30-13
But I didn't watch much because, instead, I was piling word by carefully
chosen word through a summary of the last chapter from The Order of Things
for class tomorrow night. I'll post it in the extended entry area since I
wouldn't want to misrepresent this as a
academic blog exactly. Not yet. Plus, the summary is
terminologically hip-boots marshy; it gets by on borrowed terms, awkwardly
jumbled, squishy. But it'll do the trick, I think, and I was just so
Fouc-ing relieved to be at the end of The Order of Things that a bit of
disorderliness was due. Seriously, though, I hope we will sort out whether
F.'s rhetoric as epistemic tags him as a sophist (au wisdom) or a skeptic
(au infinite regress)...or neither. Both?
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When I clicked on the slogan generator this morning, it brought up "Too Orangey For Braddock Essays." A'right! However, I'd never heard the slogan. Found it gets play in this fun advertisement (mpg, 4.2mb) for Kia-ora. Is it orange soda?
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Eating baked potatoes for tonight's meal when Andy Rooney came on the tube. I haven't watched 60 Minutes in a long time, and tonight, having
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