Monday, February 21, 2011

The Toothache

I need to call the dentist.

I don't want to call the dentist.

Bookmark and Share Posted by at February 21, 2011 4:00 PM to Slouching Toward

Aren't you going to the dentist today? After your appointment, I'll be looking forward to your complete analysis of the dental profession and its correlation to literacy and or any other digital mediums--only if they give you nitrous oxide, of course.

Posted by: Grace at February 23, 2011 5:08 PM

I have learned over the years never to blog about dentists. This strict personal policy generalizes to never (ever!) publicly lamenting any professional who could one day hold sharp, spinning, metal tools inside my mouth.

Posted by: Derek at February 24, 2011 12:08 PM