Gross!!!
Aren't you going to the dentist today? After your appointment, I'll be looking forward to your complete analysis of the dental profession and its correlation to literacy and or any other digital mediums--only if they give you nitrous oxide, of course.

I have learned over the years never to blog about dentists. This strict personal policy generalizes to never (ever!) publicly lamenting any professional who could one day hold sharp, spinning, metal tools inside my mouth.