Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Kindergarten round-up.

I attended the round-up with my mom. Beal City. We visited the high school gymnasium where several partitions--lightweight, mobile wall-segments--dissected the basketball court into a series of ad hoc rooms. The figure of a badly painted pegasus spread across the wall. Home of the Aggies. And then we meandered from room-divided to room-divided, making small talk as I sweated through a battery of skills tests, typical Cold War skills tests as I recall: do a summersault, comb for lice, write your name. I was four-and-three-quarters: I don't know what else. Maybe a short windsprint, chin-ups, balance on one leg, the other leg, marshal a few beads on an abacus, express something patriotic, and how are your teeth.

I don't remember anyone being surprised when I was admitted to kindergarten. But I was admitted. Completed it in 1980: 79-80, a year spent tracing anthropomorphic letters ("Q"ueen), bantering at the sand table, and watching for chocolate milk to show up in the chest cooler in our classroom. And that's the last experience I had with grade K. No more chest coolers in the classroom after that.

Ph. had already completed kindergarten by the summer of 1997 when our family, also unanticipated parenthood, sprung up out of the blue. Moved to Kansas City and within a few weeks enrolled him in first grade. The records of his kindergarten year were sketchy--whatever assembled in an untabbed hanging file folder my mom kept. And also kind of didn't keep. Record-keeping never was anywhere listed among her most admirable qualities (although the rest of the list was so much!). Ph.'s kindergarten year was, for us, undocumented. It had happened; that much was certain. But in another way it wasn't anything we'd experienced directly, except through the ramshackle contents of that hanging file folder.

Later today I will drive Is. to one of the schools where she might attend kindergarten in the fall. We'll meet D. there, walk around, make open-house-style small talk, and, who knows?, suffer Is. through a battery of post-Cold War fitness testing. She's ready with the summersaults and name-writing. Lice-free and more. Better prepared, I am sure, than I was. Still, I am nervous for her, nervous because it has been a long time since I have given kindergarten much thought. Nervous, if "nervous" is the right word, because it's not entirely clear where we want to enroll her. Or what this "open house" is all about these days. Or whether there will be abacuses.

Added (2:30 p.m.): I had a chance to Skypetalk with Ph. this afternoon, as much to question his kindergartenal memory as to test out the free demo version of Skype Call Recorder, which I am thinking about purchasing and using for a project far at the back of my mind. There are a number of settings to tinker with in time, but the recording process was promisingly easy, and the side-by-side presentation of two callers and the .mov output makes this seem to me like a bargain at $19.95. As for the kindergarten question:

Bookmark and Share Posted by at February 16, 2011 10:00 AM to Unspecified

Oh, Phillip....

My kindergarten teacher was Mrs. Cotton, btw. And that was, um, a while ago.

Posted by: Steve Krause at February 16, 2011 11:20 PM

I edited out the part where we decided the kindergarten teacher was not one person but a continuous stream of long-term subs. In other words, the question should have been, "Do you remember the names of your seven kindergarten teachers?"

Posted by: Derek at February 17, 2011 12:48 PM

Mrs. Miller and her lovely assistant Miss Cranshaw, Springfield, VA.

Posted by: J D Allinder at February 17, 2011 6:11 PM

I had a Ms. Miller in fifth grade. She was one of the best.

My kindergarten teacher was Mrs. Marmalick, and did she ever make us work.

Posted by: Derek at February 17, 2011 6:31 PM

What is amazing is that we are visiting a kindergarten for Nola on Monday. Texas has wonky age requirements and because her b-day is in Nov, she isn't officially kindergarten eligible until she's almost 6. Funny how our kiddos are kind of in the same place but also such different ones, too. . .

Posted by: jenwingard at February 17, 2011 9:05 PM

The school we visited on Wednesday turned out to be a good fit. And they didn't even ask her to do a summersault. We already learned that they have room for her in the fall, so at least we have an acceptable fall-back option. The downside is that it's a bit of a drive from where we live right now, but we might be moving in the summer, so the distance could be less prohibitive. Anyway, yes, our girls seem like they are almost grown up, and I have no idea how that has happened this quickly.

Posted by: Derek at February 18, 2011 1:48 PM

My kindergarten teacher was Mrs. Wilde. She was huge woman with a big laugh. We had a direct access to a playground from our classroom, and these big fat black pencils we would use for drawing and basic math. I also remember we got to play blocks pretty often. The rest of the time is a blur, but remembering her laugh is warm and safe - which for me counts for more than my licelessness or summersault ability

Posted by: Andrew Stevens at February 28, 2011 10:31 PM