I woke up at 4 a.m. this morning, and couldn't get back to sleep for about 90 minutes. Coincidence?
This is why I go to conferences. Funny stuff. I wish I was half that creative and only slightly less witty.
"What happened, it seems to me, is that reading conquered writing. What had been a productive mutual relationship between author and reader became Consumer Reports" (29). Hans Kellner, "After the Fall", in Writing Histories of Rhetoric.