Sunday, January 15, 2006
There Will Be No-Baking
I was standing in Home Depot this afternoon, browsing from item to item in the faucet aerators section of aisle ten. Yeah, we rent, but the kitchen faucet doesn't have an aerator, and so it gushes out far more water than we need or than is conservationally astute. I needed a fitting--a 15/16" double threaded, male-male to cobble together the faucet and the swivel head aerator we picked up the other day. But there were none. So I asked for help, but instead of talking to someone prepared to answer customer questions, I got an orange-frocked body in a trance: "We got nothing." No more discouraged, I asked another clerk. He scanned the same aerator section--just like I'd done twenty minutes before--and said, "We don't have anything like that." Damn. So I snapped open the flip-phone; dialed my big brother. He'd have to know an alternative.
Only he didn't answer. So I exchanged the swivel-head aerator for a conventional one and stepped back into the cold.
Next, J. called me back. By this time, I was on my way to P&C--our most recent grocery store of choice--for a few things to make meals come together in the week ahead. J. said he'd been on the phone with our grandmother because he was tracking down a recipe for nutter butters. Not the peanut-shaped cookies in the red package. These nutter butters were a treat from long ago. I would have claimed them as my favorite cookie for most of my childhood. Inexplicably, I'd pretty well surrendered any notion of them to the faded-forgottens of my memory, but since I was on the way to the grocery store anyway, I asked J. for the recipe (it was too late for his wisdom to rescue me from the aerator dilemma). Turns out the recipe--as my grandma told it to him--was my mom's. In fact, grandma read it to J. from a copy my mom had handwritten many years ago. So I figured, sure, that's all the motive I need to pick up the ingredients and stir together a batch. They're no-bakes--perfect balled-up cookies and good for involving kids in the kitchen. I came home and no-baked a batch tonight.
Into a bowl:
1 cup chunky peanut butter
2/3 cup honey
1/2 cup powdered milk
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs (appr. one package yields this amount)
Incorporate the ingredients as well as you can. Next, dip out a clump and roll it into the shape of a super ball. Then drop it into a bowl of wheat germ or coconut, rolling it until it is coated. Repeat over and over again until all of the mix is used up. Also, for variety, I guess you can include a few chips (either chocolate or b'scotch), but I don't ever remember eating NBs with these add-ons as a kid, and I can't vouch for how it will turn out. Depending on the size of the cookie balls, you can get between 36-48 from these measures.
On account of the time-suck I endured at Home Depot and losses by the Bears and Colts, I can't give the day a high score overall. But it most definitely enjoyed a lift because of these cookies.Posted by Derek Mueller at January 15, 2006 9:20 PM to Gobstuff