Monday, May 10, 2004

Dear Marylou Hobson

Thank you for your very thoughtful spam letter.  I read it with great interest.  I tried hard, but I wasn't able to make sense of the cryptic word list at the end of your message.  The part where you said "splutter blank cutworm" is especially perplexing.  What did you mean by that? "Boric magnet budd" is unclear to me, too. But I know you use the word "meaningful," so I'll keep working on it.

I saved your note in my spam folder in case I decide one day to call.

Good luck peddling Academic-Qualifications by email,


Marylou's letter in its entirety:

Sun, 09 May 2004 14:03:39 -0500

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