Blue Red

So I’m not the only one who thinks the Pistons mig htha veach ance this
year.  There’s Matt
Goukas
.  I watch a few games during the NBA Playoff; the regular
season is an abomination, and why would anyone prefer it with all of the college
hoops airing?  Usually I mute the early rounds of the NBA postseason, but
once in a while a series will culminate in a grand tie-breaking contest. 
Then conference finals are usually pretty decent, competitive.  And the
finals have been a bust of late.  All West.

This year, there’s the team from Detroit.  Figured by posting this now,
it’d be long buried by the time it all plays out (since they’re presently at a
3-1 advantage over the Bucks)–in case I’m way off, of course.  I didn’t
think they made a wise coaching change last season (what was wrong with
Carlisle, exactly?); I didn’t approve of their selection of Mililic ahead of
Carmelo Anthony (are you kidding?  yeah, the Pistons could have selected
Anthony!), and I doubted their move to acquire hot-head Rasheed Wallace from the
Blazers.  But I still root for Motown when it comes to NBA basketball, and
they’re playing the best defense in the league.  With lots of role players,
lots of variety, and a defense-first concept, I say it’s Detroit this
year.  Just maybe.

Fitzgerald, 2002, “A Rediscovered Tradition”

 Fitzgerald,
Kathryn. "A Rediscovered Tradition: European Pedagogy and Composition in
Nineteenth-Century Midwestern Normal Schools." CCC 53 (2001): 224-250.

Big Idea
Midwestern normal schools at the turn of the nineteenth century were fertile
sites for promising pedagogical mixing which brought together student-centered
European practices (attributed to Heinrick Pestalozzi and John Frederick Herbart)
with the populace-serving, democratizing missions of normal schools. 
Fitzgerald’s historical account of the Oshkosh conference of 1900 elaborates
these forces through descriptions and analysis of the archival gems pointing
back to the important work of the normal composition teachers of the era. 
Pestalozzian and Herbartian pedagogies generally favored student-centered rather
than content-centered approaches.  As a result, the normal schools in
Wisconsin served as a stage for these pre-Dewey practices to foment toward
efficacy, while shrugging off strict adherence to textbook lessons, adopting a
more compassionate, respectful view of students’ linguistic competence and
preferring demonstrations of understanding–often in the form of writing and
students teaching to other students–over rote memorization and recitation.
Fitzgerald’s essay ends with a plug for the study of teaching practices in
contemporary and historical contexts (quartered by regionalism and
institutionality).  She also emphasizes–at the end–the role of teaching
in the curriculum as vocational/professional/normal schools have been subsumed
into grand research conglomerates where pedagogy is relegated to servile rank
and often viewed as a necessary but unpleasant burden. 

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Canned Meat

Things I’m doing that shimmied a wedge between me and EWM over the weekend:
1.  Cut part of the lawn.
2.  Worked on a C’s proposal.
3.  Walked around.
4.  Plowed through an emergency review of the instructor training course
for eCollege and my U.  Only a few minor tune-ups along the lines of
preferring higher order pedagogies (uh…fill in the blank, mult. choice?) and
affirming disciplinary difference. 
5.  Sent off notes re contingent faculty in computer-mediated distance
writing programs toward an upcoming statement.  Or something.
6.  Tidied a bunch of crap for a garage sale on one of the next
Saturdays.  Cheap!
7.  Spruced up week seven of intro to humanities before posting the latest
threads for the week that starts tomorrow. 
8.  Started reading Kathryn Fitzgerald’s perfectly historical article on
"Rediscovered Tradition."
9. Listened to an Elvis Costello CD.
10.  Tried to get a grip on one of Jenny’s always-smart ideas over at Stupid
Undergrounds
. Still wondering if I got the grip.
11.  Munched on specialty pizzas tonight: chicken cordon bleu with green
olives and buffalo style chicken.  D. and Ph. brought up three video tapes,
let me choose.  Over Forest Gump and Being John Malkovich, I
took Slingblade.  So we watched and savored the pizza.
12. Tacked about over in the corner.

Ca(s)t in Lilac

Yes: It is a purple wrap on the broken left leg of a stray black cat who now
lives in our garage.  Unlucky! Yes: He’s been at the vet for the last two
days because he was sitting on the back porch, suspending his leg in the
air, staring at me, waiting…for two weeks.  Unlucky!  Yes: The vet
told us the cat had been in a cat fight (what cats do this time of year,
turns out), and that the cat’s left leg was broken and dislocated. 
Unlucky! Yes: A board-certified surgeon would be very happy to operate for 1500
clams.  No, thank you.  Unlucky! Yes: He’s sucking on aspirin and
catnip–the feline equivalent of an Elvis cocktail. Unlucky! Yes: He’s been
hanging around since January; the vet described him as a dog-like cat. 
Which explains why I like him, just a little bit.  And they dropped the eu-word with a $30 price tag, before I asked, "What, won’t it eventually heal?"  Yep.  It’ll heal, but he’ll be gimpy, slow, stiff and,
well, prone to losing fights.  "Maybe he’ll learn not to
fight." D. and Ph. have been calling him Pepe ever since he showed
up in January
, made his way to our porch after droppers left him behind. When I picked him up from the vet today, his name transformed homophonic to Paypay. Unlucky! Yes: if I start a photoblog one day, I’ll take comfort in explaining less, letting the images reveal their abundant, ridiculous truths.

Extreme Makeover: Discourse

I didn’t intend to post this morning, but the latest entry at datacloud
jogged my thoughts about EN106, which is winding to conclusion.  Winding.

EN106ers commandeered the course two weeks ago; they organized, mobilized,
demanded an opportunity to take the PowerPoint sequence one step farther by siphoning
two speeches of historical import into slideshows.  It wasn’t my plan; I
was thinking our last bit of work would be a research plan: a research question
or prospectus, a five-source annotated bibliography, and a critical review of
one source.  But, like so many good Pirates, they accepted my early-term
insistence that they make the course their own, took over, put their plans for
the last coursework ahead of my own. 

We switched into groups for the speech conversion activity; they worked in
clusters to remake Ursula LeGuin’s "A Left-Handed Commencement
Address," and Martin Luther King Jr.’s "I Have a Dream" speech
into PowerPoint shows (admitting, along the way, that such gross reductions felt
irresponsible).  Their essays–due Tuesday–are framed loosely as critiques
of the process, critiques of the other group’s work at identifying key bits in
the speeches.  Here are their shows, if you’re interested. 

Ursula LeGuin, "A Left-Handed Commencement Address
HTML
version
| PPS
version
| Full
Speech

Martin Luther King, Jr., "I Have A Dream"
HTML
version
| PPS
version
| Full
Speech

If I did this again, I would build in a round of peer response–some kind of
interchange and revision for polishing the shows (this part of the process was
left off due to time constraints in the semester).  The best part of the
sequence was our class session the other day when we started to talk about the
process by borrowing the premise of the extreme makeover programs on television
lately.  We had a good time working through the transformation in light of
the mad-dash grab-n-fix that is so popular on the tube. The Extreme makeover:
discourse
trope was fun and seemed to be an incredibly rich pop culture
pass-card toward theorizing what PowerPoint does–and in ways we didn’t
appreciate as fully when we worked from the smattering
of articles
.

Students are in their last
week of compulsory blogging
.  I told them they could turn a critical
eye on the semester if they wanted to, contemplate what’s happened since
January, open up about forced blogging, our pace, workload and focus for the
semester of study. Many of the students are doing just that.

Connors, 1982, “Modes of Discourse”

 Connors, Robert. “The Rise and Fall of the Modes of Discourse.” On Research Writing: The Braddock Essays, 1975-1998. Ed. Lisa Ede. New York: Bedford St. Martin’s, 1999.

Big Idea
Connors historicizes the ascent and decline of the modes of discourse as a
widely favored, pervasive scheme for organizing FY composition from the early 1800’s until the late 1960’s when
modified approaches and the process movement, bound up with phenomenological underpinnings
in many cases, threw off the charm of modal curricula. The modes of discourse commonly included Narration, Description, Exposition and Argument, although variations included Didactic in place of Expository (Newman), Pathetic (Parker) and Speculation (Quackenbos). Connors’ essay offers a fairly clear chronology of the modes, their brief reign, and the forces that brought about their gradual (and yet ongoing) unraveling: single-mode text books, especially ones centered on exposition, and what Connors calls “thesis texts”–texts purporting a central, masterful method for engaging students to write powerfully, effectively. He details the causal relationships from a classical belletristic set of modes, to Newman’s
A Practical System of Rhetoric in 1827, to Winterowd’s condemnation in 1965, “that the modal classification, ‘though interesting, isn’t awfully helpful.'” 

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A Double-Jump in PrezRhet

I’ve been noticing GWB’s ties over the past week.  I caught
a few minutes of his prime time talk last Tuesday, and I, like so many attentive
citizens in viewerland who talk to the TV, asked for the questions to be
repeated.  *Ask it again, ask it again* What’s the name for the rhetorical
event where the questions force the answers into a kind of orbital of avoidance? 
Other, better informed blogs have already suggested that the President might
have been more direct in his answers.  No need to restate that here. 

I really want to talk about his tie last Tuesday and his tie from the White
House meeting with Sharon.  When I watched his press address last Tuesday
for fifteen or twenty minutes last week, I sensed the orbital of avoidance, but
the flicker of his tie is what really spoke to me.  It was alive. 
Radiant.  A brilliant glow.  And that’s what color television does to
black and white patterns.  It fuses the patterns into a shifting rainbow
shimmer.  I think it’s called spectral "ringing"–the picture can’t
restrict the hue range simultaneously occupying the narrow band.  Farther
apart, black and white stabilize; the television screen can depict them
discretely.  But together, tight black and white patterns render dancing,
colorful cartoon characters–like the one I watched while the President talked
at the nation. Surely, the President’s wardrobe crew understands spectral
ringing.  So what were the consequences? 

Well, at first I thought it must be an inadvertent flub.  I haven’t been
watching Bush’s ties, studying the significance of presidential wardrobes or
anything even close.  But when I saw images from the meeting with Sharon, I
thought I saw the fantastic match in the colors between the Israeli flag and
Bush’s tie.  Accidental?  Who knows?  But it sure seems like it
could be deliberate;  surely the President’s wardrobe crew is more careful
about picking out what he’ll wear for a visible, widely broadcast engagement
than I am about what I wear each day.  And if that’s true, then it’s
possible that his dressers, knowing
these basics
(PDF)
, were deliberate in laying out his

checkered
tie, the one glow-shifting on the screen throughout his press
conference last Tuesday.  And for fun, we might speculate about the legacy
of checkered props as sideshow that have been a part of televised
presidential talks since the beginning:

Eight years later to the day, while delivering one of history’s first major televised political speeches, Richard Nixon used a dog as a prop. Nixon was Dwight Eisenhower’s vice presidential running mate, and the speech —
unofficially named after the dog — saved his spot on the ticket. In rebutting
allegations that a group of supporters had created a slush fund for him, Nixon
conceded that he had received one gift.

"It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he’d sent all the way
from Texas," Nixon said. "Black-and-white spotted. And our little girl,
Tricia, the 6-year-old, named it Checkers. And you know, the kids, like all
kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of
what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it!" ("Web
Team hones
," 3/8/04)

I don’t know, maybe it’s too great a reach to suppose the President’s tie
last Tuesday was purposefully distracting.  But it was distracting
(for me, at least).

Skip the Part About

On this Monday, I’m having a crinkled attitude–that hard plastic
crunchiness, stiff like the lid from a fountain soda cup I picked out of the
ditch before mowing the dandelions this evening.  No delimiters indented: Other, Root
Beer, Diet. The skies are scheduled for rain tomorrow. Buckets. Oh please!

I was at the office at a raw hour this morning–and all day after that.  In
my chair at the office before 8:00 a.m.: raw.  Had to turn out three
player of the week nominations for the U.’s baseball and softball programs. 
Email them to the conference.  By the end of the day, I learned that none
of them was selected.  One twitch of invisible work-product.  One
harmless twitch.  And one in my eye.

The men’s soccer program held their annual banquet late in the afternoon
yesterday.  Since the news about heading to Syracuse broke, there’ve been a
lot of "missyous" floating around.  E. gifted a signed game ball to me at
the banquet yesterday, said a kind few words about how we’ve known each other
since we showed up at the U. twelve years ago–a futboler from D.C. and a
basketballer from Michigan.  Abundant good fortunes have lit the course. 
So when E. floated the panegyric, everyone almost cried. A braid of joy
and sadness, I suppose. 

I’ve been directing information about sports at the U. for the last seven
years.  Directing information is akin to "representing."  It
stems from the powerful potential of  fashioning knowledge, of controlling its distribution. 
It’s rhetorical–inventive, moving, extant by conditional delivery. 

[R.E.M. Out of Time in the earphones, strumming.]

Other than the ditch-mow (a near-road precariousness and slant making it my
job) I made chili for supper.  It’s my week again.  Every other
friggin’ week.  Sunday groceries and a week of meals.  D. and I have
been carrying on this way for a few years; at times it’s a gross and unwholesome
contest in culinary underachievement, both of us smiling at a sort of demented relief in
shorting our turn.  Raisin bread and applesauce?  For dinner? 
Anything’s possible in hopes that the other will cave, concede the system, order
pizza.  Ph.’s survived this long.  Hell, he’s even gained nine pounds
since January, I guess.  Who knows wherefrom.  When it’s my week, I
usually throw together a chili, stew or soup.  Something that’ll carry
forward for a few days.  Mid-week cooking: I’m a lazy reheater. 

Short list I didn’t complete: 1. Start C’s proposal on weblogs and audience;
2. Finish reading and responding to 18 project drafts from intro-humanities; 3.
Blog on Connors’ "Modes of Discourse."  Short list I did
complete: 1. Heard back about a NY realtor lead; 2. Read and responded to six
project drafts from intro-humanities; 3. Read Connors’ "Modes of
Discourse." 

I’m still brushing the about graf I hope to tape up over there one day soon. 
Here’s what I have so far:

Earth Wide Moth is the weblog of dmueller. [He’s this and that.  He wrote up a
100 things list some time ago.]  We should think of this weblog as a
playground astir with a confusing, noisy simultaneity of excitement.  We
should think of it as digital-dust tracks toward a morphing autobiographical
sketch-portrait.  Earth Wide Moth houses a fair amount of dabbling, testing,
and rough extrapolation on academia, technology, new media, rhetoric, writing
programs, distance ed, critical geography, info-flow, and teaching.

I can’t think of what else to say. But the comment lines are open.  What should the about section include? 
To what extent should it stick out as business-card standard?  Maybe I
should skip the part about.

Flower, et al., 1987, “Strategies of Revision”

 Flower, Linda, et al. “Detection, Diagnosis, and the Strategies of Revision.” On Writing Research: The Braddock Essays, 1975-1998. Ed. Lisa Ede. New York: Bedford St. Martin’s, 1999. 191-228.

Big Idea
Over two years, five contributing researchers sought to refine the key intellectual actions in revision. The study dealt with both student-written texts and expert-written texts; it’s an example of collaborative analysis and the challenges of collaborative writing. The project seeks refinement in the terms we use to describe the revision process, setting out with special
investment in “detection” and “diagnosis.” It also works from a confluence of theories toward revision. Specifically, the endnote acknowledges
theory’s promise of tentative knowing (Dewey’s "experimental
ways"). Their work affirms the complex, various interplays of revision toward the fulfillment of a textual
need. And, although the textual need is often defined by the teacher, the essay-project promises the value in enabling “novice” student-writers to detect, diagnose and strategically affect textual
needs emerging from their own knowledge and intention. 

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Timed Throat Glorp and Achiness

Warmest day so far in Kansas
City
this year, and I’m shivering through pangs of some evil,
nasty virus. I made it through the winter without even a cough,
but now I’m flat out miserable with throat glorp and achiness. Lozenge? 

My good friend E. is featured in the Kansas
City Star
this week.  Access to the article requires another onerous
registration, much like the ones described
at the Chutry Experiment
earlier this week.  But the photo alone is
worth signing up (and yes, of course it’s okay to use phony
information).  Notice the kids in the background, holding push-up positions
while the coach juggles a ball.  Futbol doesn’t look like so much fun.
What, E., you get paid for this? 

My dad sent me an email tonight wanting to know how much time I spend
blogging each day, on average. Reminds me of a story I heard at UMKC about a
professor whose mother was visiting from England.  A comp/rhet/lit prof,
he’d spent most of the day at home preparing for the evening course with
diagrams–a  map of composition studies.  His mother: "Now what
is it you do at the University?  Do you often spend all day
drawing?"  Funny.  Guess you had to be there.  For my dad,
I’ll send a more personal note, but I didn’t figure he would mind if I brought
the family backchannel (*source of a post to come!) here for
mention.  See, the simple answer is that I blog constantly. It’s the
typing time that I limit to one hour or so.  Anything more than an hour of
typing, and it’s ready to post.  So EWM isn’t filled up with the most
polished writing.  Nobody complains.  Nobody gripes about atrocious
sentences or my rambles into unintelligible abstraction.   Here’s an
example: last night, when I woke up at 3 a.m. to find that Max, our nigh 14
year-old Yorkshire Terrier had, well, messed the house, I was blogging things
through until I had everything cleaned up a half hour later.  I couldn’t
type, spray PineSol and wipe the entire floor at the same time, but I was
blogging it, connecting it, imagining the whole experience as part of my sucky,
sore-throated, up-late, mess-cleaning life.  As for time management, I’ve spent less time playing Yahoo!Subterranean Institutionality
Euchre in these months since Earth Wide Moth came about.  And I do miss the
Euchre, but so few people in Missouri have ever heard of it, and even when I won
(playing amongst strangers) it was never as satisfying as this blogging
habit. 

What else?  I thought about canceling a meeting this morning with our
division of online learning folks.  But I went ahead, wound my way through
the Academic Underground to their newly finished space.  (I was blogging
it, too.)  Amazing how completely the U. has rooted itself.  The
development of the limestone mines into usable space makes for an incredibly odd
site: subterranean institutionality. I snapped a picture with the digicam
exactly for use here.  And later, when I lost my precious jump drive for
about three hours–seriously panicked, searching everywhere–I was worried I’d
have to walk all the way back down to the DOL offices where it might’ve fallen
out of my pocket.  Turned out it was here at home, which was a relief
because I didn’t have the last two weeks backed up.  Gah!

Time to eat, so this timed fun’s gotta end. Usually an hour, sometimes more, often less, and bear in mind that I’m under the weight of the spring flu. All total, I’ve been at it for exactly 49 minutes from sitting down
to posting, if that’s helpful for guaging my typing time.  Hoping that it
is.